Book Boyfriends (Boy Toys) - Decayed Souls.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Zane Cyphers
[00:00.252] 作曲 : Zane Cyphers
[00:00.505]Yeh
[00:02.307]this one's about my wife
[00:04.366]heh
[00:05.125]and her infinite men
[00:06.750]Her Kindles basically a brothel at this point
[00:09.360]yeah, hey, hay
[00:10.810]my wife ain't cheatin', but her Kindle sure is
[00:13.130]cause she's got 30 fake dudes all calling her miss
[00:15.451]there's a fae king, a woleshifter, a demon on deck
[00:18.628]and a vampire who's somehow always kissin' her neck
[00:20.961]she laughs, kicks her feet, gets all blushy and warm
[00:23.571]while I'm in the kitchen fighting tupperware like a storm
[00:26.523]I'm like "babe, you good?"
[00:27.922]She's like "O-m-g, wait "
[00:29.082]the orc just picked her up like she's his fated mate!
[00:31.982]girl, how I'm supposed to compete with that ?
[00:34.341]these dudes got wings,tattoos,and stamina stats
[00:37.050]meanwhile I'm over here with back pain and snacks
[00:39.233]at night, Whoa
[00:41.263]my wife got book boyfriends lined up in rows
[00:44.997]she could start a damn army with the men she chose
[00:47.631]every night, she's like ,"o-m-g new toy!"
[00:49.964]and I'm just standing here like, "girl, what about your boy?"
[00:53.296]she got a harem, a whole damn crew
[00:55.505]six in every book and she reads book two
[00:58.171]she don't need reality, she got her joys
[01:01.159]a library full of delicious boy toys
[01:04.994]look babe
[01:05.916]look babe, don't take it so rough
[01:08.236]just 'cause my book man are a little more buff
[01:11.136]they got claws, magic, fangs, torsos carved like art
[01:13.746]you got dad jokes, snack crumbs, and a good heart
[01:16.067]Which is cute but these men be like
[01:18.387]'my queen my mate'
[01:19.837]'let me worship you all night with unholy faith'
[01:22.157]meanwhile you're like 'babe want a door dash fry? '
[01:25.467]I love you boo
[01:26.218]but these men got thighs
[01:28.294]she'll finish a series and swears she's fine
[01:29.698]then 30 minutes later, she's got a new man online
[01:32.475]I ask, "who's he? "
[01:34.033]she says, "oh, just a prince "
[01:35.209]then shows me a cover with a dude who's all rinse and ripped
[01:37.819]she says,"babe, he's sweet, and he calls her his treasure"
[01:40.139]girl, if I talked like that, you'd call 9-1 for pressure
[01:42.459]but hey, if she's happy with her little book clan
[01:45.360]I guess I'm okay being boyfriend number ( turns, damn, 10)
[01:49.130]my wife got book boyfriends stuffed in her brain
[01:52.030]I swear, if there paid rent, we'd be rollin' in gain
[01:54.930]she dimples,giggles,screams, "oh my god!"
[01:57.251]while I'm just sitting there feeing oddly flawed
[02:00.636]she got a harem, a magical squad
[02:03.051]each one built like a Roman Greek god
[02:05.372]she don't need reality, she got her joys
[02:07.982]stacked like jenga with her pretty boy toys
[02:12.402]she says,"babe, he's sweet, and he calls her his treasure"
[02:20.163]Girl
[02:21.033]if I talk like that
[02:23.353]you call 9-1 from pressure
[02:26.254]But hey, if she's happy with their little book clan
[02:29.154]I guess I'm okay being number boy number (turns,Damn,10 )
[02:35.244]my wife got book boyfriends stuffed in her brain
[02:38.145]I swear, if there paid rent, we'd be rollin' in gain
[02:40.465]she dimples,giggles,screams, "oh my god!"
[02:43.075]while I'm just sitting there feeing oddly flawed
[02:46.266]she got a harem, a magical squad
[02:48.876]each one built like a Roman Greek god
[02:51.776]she don't need reality, she got her joys
[02:54.096]stacked like jenga with her pretty boy toys
[02:58.466]Look Babe, I get it
[03:00.187]they're ficitional, don't cry
[03:03.377]I'm not crying
[03:05.117]just heavily hydrated in the eye
[03:08.308]you'll always be my main character babe
[03:11.208]until
[03:13.528]the next series drops
[03:16.139]probably