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[00:00.000] 作词 : Zane Cyphers[00:00.252] 作曲 : Zane Cyphers[00:00.505]Yeh[00:02.307]this one's about my wife[00:04.366]heh[00:05.125]and her infinite men[00:06.750]Her Kindles basically a brothel at this point[00:09.360]yeah, hey, hay[00:10.810]my wife ain't cheatin', but her Kindle sure is[00:13.130]cause she's got 30 fake dudes all calling her miss[00:15.451]there's a fae king, a woleshifter, a demon on deck[00:18.628]and a vampire who's somehow always kissin' her neck[00:20.961]she laughs, kicks her feet, gets all blushy and warm[00:23.571]while I'm in the kitchen fighting tupperware like a storm[00:26.523]I'm like "babe, you good?"[00:27.922]She's like "O-m-g, wait "[00:29.082]the orc just picked her up like she's his fated mate![00:31.982]girl, how I'm supposed to compete with that ?[00:34.341]these dudes got wings,tattoos,and stamina stats[00:37.050]meanwhile I'm over here with back pain and snacks[00:39.233]at night, Whoa[00:41.263]my wife got book boyfriends lined up in rows[00:44.997]she could start a damn army with the men she chose[00:47.631]every night, she's like ,"o-m-g new toy!"[00:49.964]and I'm just standing here like, "girl, what about your boy?"[00:53.296]she got a harem, a whole damn crew[00:55.505]six in every book and she reads book two[00:58.171]she don't need reality, she got her joys[01:01.159]a library full of delicious boy toys[01:04.994]look babe[01:05.916]look babe, don't take it so rough[01:08.236]just 'cause my book man are a little more buff[01:11.136]they got claws, magic, fangs, torsos carved like art[01:13.746]you got dad jokes, snack crumbs, and a good heart[01:16.067]Which is cute but these men be like[01:18.387]'my queen my mate'[01:19.837]'let me worship you all night with unholy faith'[01:22.157]meanwhile you're like 'babe want a door dash fry? '[01:25.467]I love you boo[01:26.218]but these men got thighs[01:28.294]she'll finish a series and swears she's fine[01:29.698]then 30 minutes later, she's got a new man online[01:32.475]I ask, "who's he? "[01:34.033]she says, "oh, just a prince "[01:35.209]then shows me a cover with a dude who's all rinse and ripped[01:37.819]she says,"babe, he's sweet, and he calls her his treasure"[01:40.139]girl, if I talked like that, you'd call 9-1 for pressure[01:42.459]but hey, if she's happy with her little book clan[01:45.360]I guess I'm okay being boyfriend number ( turns, damn, 10)[01:49.130]my wife got book boyfriends stuffed in her brain[01:52.030]I swear, if there paid rent, we'd be rollin' in gain[01:54.930]she dimples,giggles,screams, "oh my god!"[01:57.251]while I'm just sitting there feeing oddly flawed[02:00.636]she got a harem, a magical squad[02:03.051]each one built like a Roman Greek god[02:05.372]she don't need reality, she got her joys[02:07.982]stacked like jenga with her pretty boy toys[02:12.402]she says,"babe, he's sweet, and he calls her his treasure"[02:20.163]Girl[02:21.033]if I talk like that[02:23.353]you call 9-1 from pressure[02:26.254]But hey, if she's happy with their little book clan[02:29.154]I guess I'm okay being number boy number (turns,Damn,10 )[02:35.244]my wife got book boyfriends stuffed in her brain[02:38.145]I swear, if there paid rent, we'd be rollin' in gain[02:40.465]she dimples,giggles,screams, "oh my god!"[02:43.075]while I'm just sitting there feeing oddly flawed[02:46.266]she got a harem, a magical squad[02:48.876]each one built like a Roman Greek god[02:51.776]she don't need reality, she got her joys[02:54.096]stacked like jenga with her pretty boy toys[02:58.466]Look Babe, I get it[03:00.187]they're ficitional, don't cry[03:03.377]I'm not crying[03:05.117]just heavily hydrated in the eye[03:08.308]you'll always be my main character babe[03:11.208]until[03:13.528]the next series drops[03:16.139]probably