Ying Yang Friends (feat. Bo Burnham) - T.J. Miller.mp3

[00:03.591] Ying Yang friends
[00:04.614] Ying yang friends
[00:05.118] T.J.!
[00:05.955] It's Bo Burnham. Love this dude. Friends forever, right man?
[00:08.421] Yeah, bro
[00:09.138] Ebony and Ivory. 'Cept we both Ivory, mother****ers!
[00:12.752] Yeah, man. Hear that beat? That's heavy, man. That's heavy
[00:16.912] We gotta respect one another. I respect his work, y'all
[00:19.452] I respect his family
[00:20.220] Yeah, I'll respect your families, y'all
[00:21.794] It's the illest, still silliest Dr. Seuss
[00:23.863] I **** witches, *****es, make Goody Proctor loose
[00:26.436] Yea, I went to the zoo, man I fisted a goose
[00:28.763] And while my hand was inside it, I threw up the deuce
[00:31.322] Bruce. Die hard. "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
[00:33.656] I'm the fresh young kid, you the saggy old Phyllis
[00:36.240] Diller kid; I'm the DJ killer
[00:38.310] Now I'm passing the mic off to TJ Miller, what!
[00:41.122] It's the silliest, illiest illiest Dr. Seuss
[00:43.976] I **** witches make Doctors Proctors loose
[00:46.057] I went to the zoo man, and fisted a goose, man
[00:48.152] When my hand was inside her, I threw up two fingers
[00:50.735] Die hard!
[00:51.524] Yo, Teej, those are my rhymes, dude
[00:53.096] And stealin' my rhymes, dude, is borderline rude
[00:55.183] What are you talking about, man? What's the deal
[00:57.238] I mean, if the Beasty Boys do it, they say the same-
[00:58.798] No, the Beasty Boys emphasize words at the end-
[01:00.870] Saying the same words. Ok fine, all right, I'll do something different
[01:04.518] Okay
[01:05.562] Yo, Teej, that's my rhymes, dude. And stealin' my rizz-ums is borderline rude
[01:09.666] You're joking, right? That's the same-
[01:12.695] No, I'm singing. That's the chorus, I'm doing the chorus now
[01:13.458] That's now how..., okay, I'll give you a word
[01:18.141] Just, rhyme...just rhyme a word... look
[01:19.420] The best duo around, ain't no one bigga
[01:22.030] I wanna give a shout-out to all my niggas!
[01:24.606] No, dude, we can't ****ing say that, are you serious?
[01:27.457] What? You said it yesterday in the car!
[01:29.546] I was- okay. I was singing along to the song that I enjoy
[01:32.643] Whatever, man. You said it in the car
[01:34.442] When you say it in the car, you can say it outdoors!
[01:38.329] Yo, are you, like, in one of your moods today or whatever?
[01:40.615] Yeah, mood. Y'know
[01:42.142] I get it. I'm always in a mood. I'm always-
[01:44.757] Well, it seems like- all right, just please rap. Can you just start rapping?
[01:47.345] Oh yeah, no sure. I'll rap. I love rapping
[01:49.415] Okay, go
[01:49.451] I got so much sadness, so much shame
[01:51.459] 'Cause when we go on stage, they always scream your name
[01:53.771] No. Look. No, man. No one's leavin' you out
[01:56.340] It's just, "Bo, Bo!" is easy to shout
[01:58.665] When we share hotel rooms, I feel like a creep
[02:01.212] 'Cause I like masturbating while watching you sleep
[02:03.626] Yo, that's ****ed up, dude
[02:04.927] Man, you said, "Bo, trust me"
[02:06.207] Now I know why all my pillows are crusty
[02:08.507] I'm really, really worried and a bit annoyed
[02:10.832] It seems you're sending signals like some ****ed up Sigmund Freud shit
[02:13.671] I'll never be like you. You'll always be better
[02:15.488] Yo, just wake me up next time. We'll jack off together!
[02:18.031] What? No, that's not what I wanna do!
[02:19.380] We can rent a movie or something
[02:20.645] Come on, don't be weird, man
[02:21.971] It's just difficult because obviously, you're the better rapper
[02:24.593] No, it's not-
[02:25.618] Yeah, in this situation...
[02:26.136] Better is a stupid word. It's we balance each other out
[02:29.402] I'm not some special needs kid, okay
[02:31.498] No- well, all right
[02:33.024] Yeah, there's always one person that's better
[02:34.380] Can we just-
[02:35.018] You're Justin Timberlake, I'm the rest of N'Sync
[02:37.745] Ying Yang Friends! 1, 2, punch. Hungry still? Here's some lunch
[02:39.966] We're Dodo. Ring like Fodo. Quasimodo got a hunch
[02:42.444] Mess with us, we'll **** your daughter, take her out, break her water
[02:44.633] Now Teej, please, make the track even hotter
[02:47.374] I can't 'cause you're the better man
[02:49.139] Everybody likes you; and the plan
[02:51.546] Is always your decision, you're the best
[02:54.286] Look at TJ, make fun of his sweatervest
[02:56.734] When girls wanna sleep with you, they talk to me
[02:58.899] Then you tell them, "Hey, walk over here with me"
[03:01.320] Then you make out with them when clearly
[03:03.504] I was talking to her all night at the bar;
[03:04.921] Clearly a very attractive red head who is into photography
[03:09.774] It seems like you have issues that you need to work out
[03:11.373] Before you step out into the recording studio
[03:12.746] Well, then, why don't I work them out on my own. I get it, okay... It's over
[03:17.673] We done here?
[03:18.649] Yeah, we're done;
[03:19.710] Don't let the door hit you on the time you go out of the... exit
[03:28.964] Yo, yo, yo...
[03:30.014] YING YANG FRIENDS
[03:32.528] -Lets do this again! -Yeah!
[03:33.343] Friends forever! 'Til the end, mother****ers
[03:34.674] -See you tomorrow? -Peace