LRC歌词下载
[00:03.591] Ying Yang friends[00:04.614] Ying yang friends[00:05.118] T.J.![00:05.955] It's Bo Burnham. Love this dude. Friends forever, right man?[00:08.421] Yeah, bro[00:09.138] Ebony and Ivory. 'Cept we both Ivory, mother****ers![00:12.752] Yeah, man. Hear that beat? That's heavy, man. That's heavy[00:16.912] We gotta respect one another. I respect his work, y'all[00:19.452] I respect his family[00:20.220] Yeah, I'll respect your families, y'all[00:21.794] It's the illest, still silliest Dr. Seuss[00:23.863] I **** witches, *****es, make Goody Proctor loose[00:26.436] Yea, I went to the zoo, man I fisted a goose[00:28.763] And while my hand was inside it, I threw up the deuce[00:31.322] Bruce. Die hard. "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"[00:33.656] I'm the fresh young kid, you the saggy old Phyllis[00:36.240] Diller kid; I'm the DJ killer[00:38.310] Now I'm passing the mic off to TJ Miller, what![00:41.122] It's the silliest, illiest illiest Dr. Seuss[00:43.976] I **** witches make Doctors Proctors loose[00:46.057] I went to the zoo man, and fisted a goose, man[00:48.152] When my hand was inside her, I threw up two fingers[00:50.735] Die hard![00:51.524] Yo, Teej, those are my rhymes, dude[00:53.096] And stealin' my rhymes, dude, is borderline rude[00:55.183] What are you talking about, man? What's the deal[00:57.238] I mean, if the Beasty Boys do it, they say the same-[00:58.798] No, the Beasty Boys emphasize words at the end-[01:00.870] Saying the same words. Ok fine, all right, I'll do something different[01:04.518] Okay[01:05.562] Yo, Teej, that's my rhymes, dude. And stealin' my rizz-ums is borderline rude[01:09.666] You're joking, right? That's the same-[01:12.695] No, I'm singing. That's the chorus, I'm doing the chorus now[01:13.458] That's now how..., okay, I'll give you a word[01:18.141] Just, rhyme...just rhyme a word... look[01:19.420] The best duo around, ain't no one bigga[01:22.030] I wanna give a shout-out to all my niggas![01:24.606] No, dude, we can't ****ing say that, are you serious?[01:27.457] What? You said it yesterday in the car![01:29.546] I was- okay. I was singing along to the song that I enjoy[01:32.643] Whatever, man. You said it in the car[01:34.442] When you say it in the car, you can say it outdoors![01:38.329] Yo, are you, like, in one of your moods today or whatever?[01:40.615] Yeah, mood. Y'know[01:42.142] I get it. I'm always in a mood. I'm always-[01:44.757] Well, it seems like- all right, just please rap. Can you just start rapping?[01:47.345] Oh yeah, no sure. I'll rap. I love rapping[01:49.415] Okay, go[01:49.451] I got so much sadness, so much shame[01:51.459] 'Cause when we go on stage, they always scream your name[01:53.771] No. Look. No, man. No one's leavin' you out[01:56.340] It's just, "Bo, Bo!" is easy to shout[01:58.665] When we share hotel rooms, I feel like a creep[02:01.212] 'Cause I like masturbating while watching you sleep[02:03.626] Yo, that's ****ed up, dude[02:04.927] Man, you said, "Bo, trust me"[02:06.207] Now I know why all my pillows are crusty[02:08.507] I'm really, really worried and a bit annoyed[02:10.832] It seems you're sending signals like some ****ed up Sigmund Freud shit[02:13.671] I'll never be like you. You'll always be better[02:15.488] Yo, just wake me up next time. We'll jack off together![02:18.031] What? No, that's not what I wanna do![02:19.380] We can rent a movie or something[02:20.645] Come on, don't be weird, man[02:21.971] It's just difficult because obviously, you're the better rapper[02:24.593] No, it's not-[02:25.618] Yeah, in this situation...[02:26.136] Better is a stupid word. It's we balance each other out[02:29.402] I'm not some special needs kid, okay[02:31.498] No- well, all right[02:33.024] Yeah, there's always one person that's better[02:34.380] Can we just-[02:35.018] You're Justin Timberlake, I'm the rest of N'Sync[02:37.745] Ying Yang Friends! 1, 2, punch. Hungry still? Here's some lunch[02:39.966] We're Dodo. Ring like Fodo. Quasimodo got a hunch[02:42.444] Mess with us, we'll **** your daughter, take her out, break her water[02:44.633] Now Teej, please, make the track even hotter[02:47.374] I can't 'cause you're the better man[02:49.139] Everybody likes you; and the plan[02:51.546] Is always your decision, you're the best[02:54.286] Look at TJ, make fun of his sweatervest[02:56.734] When girls wanna sleep with you, they talk to me[02:58.899] Then you tell them, "Hey, walk over here with me"[03:01.320] Then you make out with them when clearly[03:03.504] I was talking to her all night at the bar;[03:04.921] Clearly a very attractive red head who is into photography[03:09.774] It seems like you have issues that you need to work out[03:11.373] Before you step out into the recording studio[03:12.746] Well, then, why don't I work them out on my own. I get it, okay... It's over[03:17.673] We done here?[03:18.649] Yeah, we're done;[03:19.710] Don't let the door hit you on the time you go out of the... exit[03:28.964] Yo, yo, yo...[03:30.014] YING YANG FRIENDS[03:32.528] -Lets do this again! -Yeah![03:33.343] Friends forever! 'Til the end, mother****ers[03:34.674] -See you tomorrow? -Peace