[00:54.811] Yankee doodle never went to town[00:57.684] I just discovered the story was phony[01:00.745] Let me give you all the real low-down[01:03.410] He didn't even own a pony[01:06.063] He was really very short and fat[01:09.570] While in the story so skinny and moany[01:12.227] And so hungry that he ate his hat[01:14.779] And called the felt macaroni[01:17.841] Underneath the chestnut tree[01:20.786] He and the blacksmith would sip that tea[01:23.868] Then he'd bring out his uniform down[01:26.760] That's how he went to town[01:29.997] Yankee doodle tried to leave one day[01:32.821] Took his belongings and mounted his saddle[01:35.781] But he never got it on his way[01:38.591] Cause he didn't have a pony[01:39.897] And the fairy tale is phony[01:41.182] How could yankee doodle go to town?