[00:00.00] 作词 : Александров Борис Тимофеевич[00:00.00] 作曲 : Александров Борис Тимофеевич[00:00.00]Oh, the EU’s got a new green dream, charging per carbon fart[00:07.13]Your car, your cow, your weekend flight—they’ll tax it “for your heart”[00:12.16]But when the coffers swell with gold, they whisper, “Bless the Earth”[00:17.38]While CEOs still drill for oil… and you foot their rebirth![00:21.79]Tax the rain, tax the breeze, tax the birds and tax the bees![00:27.18]“It’s for the children! For the trees!” Just ignore the lobbyists, please![00:32.48]From Brussels straight to D.C., they’re fiscally obscene[00:37.76]The only thing they’ll reduce is the cash in your jeans![00:49.19]Plastic spoons? That’ll cost ya! Sippin’ soda? Pay the fee![00:54.49]“Health and planet!” cry the suits, sipping Bordeaux tax-free[00:59.73]Your guilt’s their currency, my friend—each tear you shed, they bank[01:05.15]They’ll fine you for existing… unless you’re a tech titan. Thanks, Hank![01:09.91]“Fear not, dear citizen! We’ll save you!” From your wallet, line by line[01:15.30]New taxes on your Netflix streams—“It’s cultural decline!”[01:20.57]Soon they’ll charge you for the sunlight, claim it’s “UV equity”[01:25.86]While politicians jet to Bali… carbon-neutral, don’t you see?[01:30.98]They’ll tax your Tesla, tax your bike, tax the dust upon your shelf[01:36.21]“Sustainability!” they croon, while auditing your elf[01:41.44]Your Christmas lights? A “grid surcharge.” Your laughter? “Joy excise”[01:46.85]But offshore shell accounts? Oh, those are always tax-wise![01:51.65]Tax the rain, tax the breeze, tax the birds and tax the bees![01:57.06]“It’s for the children! For the trees!” Just ignore the lobbyists, please![02:02.34]From Brussels straight to D.C., they’re fiscally obscene[02:07.61]The only thing they’ll reduce is the cash in your jeans![02:22.02]So when they sing “We’ll fix the world!” just hum this melody[02:27.27]Their “green” is just a shade of greed, draped in democracy[02:32.55]Now grab your coins, your dreams, your beans, and pray to whatever deity[02:37.80]Before they tax your thoughts next… at a rate of ninety!