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[00:00.00] 作词 : Александров Борис Тимофеевич
[00:00.00] 作曲 : Александров Борис Тимофеевич
[00:00.00]Oh, the EU’s got a new green dream, charging per carbon fart
[00:07.13]Your car, your cow, your weekend flight—they’ll tax it “for your heart”
[00:12.16]But when the coffers swell with gold, they whisper, “Bless the Earth”
[00:17.38]While CEOs still drill for oil… and you foot their rebirth!
[00:21.79]Tax the rain, tax the breeze, tax the birds and tax the bees!
[00:27.18]“It’s for the children! For the trees!” Just ignore the lobbyists, please!
[00:32.48]From Brussels straight to D.C., they’re fiscally obscene
[00:37.76]The only thing they’ll reduce is the cash in your jeans!
[00:49.19]Plastic spoons? That’ll cost ya! Sippin’ soda? Pay the fee!
[00:54.49]“Health and planet!” cry the suits, sipping Bordeaux tax-free
[00:59.73]Your guilt’s their currency, my friend—each tear you shed, they bank
[01:05.15]They’ll fine you for existing… unless you’re a tech titan. Thanks, Hank!
[01:09.91]“Fear not, dear citizen! We’ll save you!” From your wallet, line by line
[01:15.30]New taxes on your Netflix streams—“It’s cultural decline!”
[01:20.57]Soon they’ll charge you for the sunlight, claim it’s “UV equity”
[01:25.86]While politicians jet to Bali… carbon-neutral, don’t you see?
[01:30.98]They’ll tax your Tesla, tax your bike, tax the dust upon your shelf
[01:36.21]“Sustainability!” they croon, while auditing your elf
[01:41.44]Your Christmas lights? A “grid surcharge.” Your laughter? “Joy excise”
[01:46.85]But offshore shell accounts? Oh, those are always tax-wise!
[01:51.65]Tax the rain, tax the breeze, tax the birds and tax the bees!
[01:57.06]“It’s for the children! For the trees!” Just ignore the lobbyists, please!
[02:02.34]From Brussels straight to D.C., they’re fiscally obscene
[02:07.61]The only thing they’ll reduce is the cash in your jeans!
[02:22.02]So when they sing “We’ll fix the world!” just hum this melody
[02:27.27]Their “green” is just a shade of greed, draped in democracy
[02:32.55]Now grab your coins, your dreams, your beans, and pray to whatever deity
[02:37.80]Before they tax your thoughts next… at a rate of ninety!

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作词 : Александров Борис Тимофеевич
作曲 : Александров Борис Тимофеевич
Oh, the EU’s got a new green dream, charging per carbon fart
Your car, your cow, your weekend flight—they’ll tax it “for your heart”
But when the coffers swell with gold, they whisper, “Bless the Earth”
While CEOs still drill for oil… and you foot their rebirth!
Tax the rain, tax the breeze, tax the birds and tax the bees!
“It’s for the children! For the trees!” Just ignore the lobbyists, please!
From Brussels straight to D.C., they’re fiscally obscene
The only thing they’ll reduce is the cash in your jeans!
Plastic spoons? That’ll cost ya! Sippin’ soda? Pay the fee!
“Health and planet!” cry the suits, sipping Bordeaux tax-free
Your guilt’s their currency, my friend—each tear you shed, they bank
They’ll fine you for existing… unless you’re a tech titan. Thanks, Hank!
“Fear not, dear citizen! We’ll save you!” From your wallet, line by line
New taxes on your Netflix streams—“It’s cultural decline!”
Soon they’ll charge you for the sunlight, claim it’s “UV equity”
While politicians jet to Bali… carbon-neutral, don’t you see?
They’ll tax your Tesla, tax your bike, tax the dust upon your shelf
“Sustainability!” they croon, while auditing your elf
Your Christmas lights? A “grid surcharge.” Your laughter? “Joy excise”
But offshore shell accounts? Oh, those are always tax-wise!
Tax the rain, tax the breeze, tax the birds and tax the bees!
“It’s for the children! For the trees!” Just ignore the lobbyists, please!
From Brussels straight to D.C., they’re fiscally obscene
The only thing they’ll reduce is the cash in your jeans!
So when they sing “We’ll fix the world!” just hum this melody
Their “green” is just a shade of greed, draped in democracy
Now grab your coins, your dreams, your beans, and pray to whatever deity
Before they tax your thoughts next… at a rate of ninety!