[00:00.000] 作词 : Jessix[00:01.000] 作曲 : Jessix[00:22.717]Is it just me[00:24.714][00:25.966]or is it getting crazier out there?[00:27.721][00:27.963]haha~[01:15.471][01:15.717]Murray,one small thing[01:17.713][01:18.212]yeah[01:18.965][01:19.710]When you bring me out[01:20.463][01:20.963]Can you introduce me as joker?[01:24.469][01:24.714]I hate school as a kid[01:26.711][01:28.221]But my mother would always say[01:29.719][01:30.217]"You should enjoy it.One day you have to work for a living“[01:35.464][01:35.963]"No,I won‘t Ma.I am gonna be a comedian."[01:40.467][01:45.217]You should listen your mother[01:47.214][01:49.711]Hey,one more.One more.Bobby.[01:52.461][01:52.718]All right.Let's see one more.I love this guy[01:53.970][01:55.214]It's funny.[01:56.465][01:57.211]When I was a little boy[01:58.220][02:00.217]and told people I was gonna be a comedian[02:00.716][02:02.469]Everyone laughed at me[02:03.966][02:04.465]Well,no one laughing now[02:05.463][02:06.962]Knock Knock[02:07.972][02:08.716]Who’s there?[02:09.714][02:10.468]It’s the police.ma’am[02:12.722][02:13.221]Your son’s been hit by a drunk driver[02:15.218][02:15.472]He ‘s dead[02:16.716][02:18.467]Hey,penny[02:20.721][02:23.217]Penny Fleck[02:24.715][02:32.714]I always hate that name[02:34.212][02:38.218]You know how you used to tell me[02:40.214][02:42.211]That my laugh was a condition?[02:44.461][02:46.470]That there was something wrong with me?[02:47.969][02:51.462]There isn’t[02:52.219][02:55.713]That’s the real me[02:56.467][02:57.964]Happy[02:58.721][03:01.470]Happy,hmm...[03:03.467][03:07.219]I haven’t been happy one minute of my entire ****ing life[03:11.965][03:19.211]You know what’s funny?[03:20.464][03:23.716]You know what really makes me laugh?[03:25.214][03:28.220]I used to think that my life was a tragedy..[03:30.218][03:32.214]....but now I realize[03:33.214][03:33.967]It’s a ****ing comedy[03:34.965][03:38.971]I said, for my whole life,[03:41.466][03:42.212]I didn’t know if I even really existed[03:44.961][03:46.471]But I do. And people are starting to notice[03:53.217][03:53.471]She always tells me to smile put on a happy face[03:56.466][03:57.211]She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter[03:59.961][04:05.964]Joker[04:06.721][04:07.719]Oh,why everybody so upset about these guys?[04:09.970][04:10.469]If it was me dying on the sidewalk[04:13.222][04:13.464]You’d walk right over me![04:14.462][04:15.218]I pass you every day,and you don’t notice me[04:16.716][04:17.215]But these guys,what,because Thomas Wayne[04:19.467][04:19.965]Went and cried about them on TV?[04:21.463][04:21.720]You have a problem with Thomas Wayne,too?[04:23.218][04:23.472]Yes,i do[04:24.470][04:25.215]Have you seen what it’s like out there.Murray?[04:28.222][04:28.464]Do you ever actually leave the studio?[04:30.718][04:31.717]Everybody just yells and screams at each other[04:35.964][04:36.221]Nobody’s civil anymore![04:37.462][04:38.472]Nobody thinks what it’s like to be the other guy[04:41.467][04:42.211]You think men like Thomas Wayne[04:44.462][04:44.720]ever think what it’s like to be someone like me?[04:46.970][04:47.215]To be somebody but themselves?They don’t[04:49.965][04:50.465]They think that we’ll just sit there and take it like good little boys![04:55.215][04:55.469]That we won’t werewolf and go wild[04:57.711][04:57.965]Okay,I am waiting for the punch line[05:05.964][05:07.719]There is no punchline. It’s not a joke[05:11.712][05:17.469]And I got nothing have to lose[05:18.714][05:21.464]Nothing going to hurt me anymore[05:22.961][05:25.215]My life is nothing but comedy[05:29.463]