[00:00.000] 作词 : Dave C. Seager[00:00.000]Colin-a-Dell? Yes, I've known him well[00:07.994]Since the day he was born with his shock all shorn[00:17.158]He shot from the womb like a corpse from a tomb[00:25.401]Gave a hideous yell as if casting a spell[00:33.991]A peculiar chap - they made him a cap[00:42.527]Of leather and lead to squat square on his head[00:52.096]Fain did his brain run like rain down a drain[00:59.832]Perhaps 'twas queer cap made him querulous, poor chap[01:08.706]At school he was quick, much like wax from the wick[01:16.930]Dissected a lizard, was elected a wizard[01:26.358]His college he scandalized with the knowledge he'd vandalized[01:34.125]His trick with a stick nicked the Dean's knickers thick[01:43.459]When pretty well growed he befriended a toad[01:51.447]City roads would they roam until late wending home[02:00.403]Under endings of moon, soon they'd send up a croon[02:08.778]About what no-one knowed, all rendered in code[02:17.463]Bad went to worse, he fashioned a hearse[02:26.095]From a farmer's wagon, tethered to a dragon[02:35.157]Feathered his bed with the fleece of the dead[02:43.287]And with cursings terse nursed his bursting purse[02:52.076]An improbable tale, no nearer the pale[03:00.437]Then a kettle of fish in a teacup, I wish[03:09.168]'Twere not wholly true, just an unwholesome brew[03:17.566]Over some gruesome ale, but it's true as a nail ...[03:34.980](Lyrics by Dave C. Seager)