[00:40.08]Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)[00:40.77]Warren cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)[03:00.24]Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)[03:12.42]Ike willis (lead vocals)[03:13.35]Peter wolf (keyboards)[03:16.59]Arthur barrow (bass, vocals)[03:22.71]Ed mann (percussion)[03:23.10]Vinnie colaiuta (drums)[03:39.06]Central scrutinizer:[03:39.60]This is the central scrutinizer...joe has just worked himself into an imaginary frenzy during the fade- out of his imaginary song...he begins to feel depressed now. he knows the end is near. he[03:53.43]Ealized at last that imaginary guitar notes and imaginary vocals exist only in the imagination of the imaginer...and... ultimately, who gives a **** anyway...so...so... excuse me...so...who give[04:20.19]Uck anyway? so he goes back to his ugly little room and quietly dreams his last imaginary guitar solo...(after the song ends)[04:43.50]This is the central scrutinizer...as you can see, music can get you pretty ****** up...take a tip from joe, do like he did, hock your imaginary guitar and get a good job...joe did, and he's a ha[05:05.19]Uy now, on the day shift at the utility muffin research kitchen, arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully-charged icing anointment utensil. and every time a nice little muffin com[05:51.18]On the belt, he poots forth...[06:24.63]And if this doesn't convince you that music causes big trouble...then maybe[06:31.95]I should turn off my plastic megaphone and sing the last song on the album in my regular voice...