[00:13.86]Please don't beam me down with Kirk, McCoy and Spock[00:16.47]Cause if you do, I know that you'll be dead by 1 o'clock[00:20.07]Maybe I'll be vaporized or crushed beneath some granite[00:23.55]Bones will look at jim and say I'm just a doctor dammit[00:27.15]I'm an extra - on Star Trex[00:28.80]It's my break - on TV[00:30.99]The fourth man in the landing crew[00:32.52]It's the last you'll see of me[00:34.17]They didn't ask me I wanted to go[00:36.27]And if they did - I would have told them NO[00:41.01]Just because my shirt is red this doesn't have to be[00:44.43]Every time they beam down 4 they only beam back 3[01:01.11]I'm an extra............[01:22.89]So when they need men to beam down, don't be a volunteer[01:26.55]Just stay up at the helm and help Sulu steer[01:30.06]The Enterprise is much more fun when Scotty runs the crew[01:33.18]So you beam down - I'll say aboard and have some tribal stew[01:36.93]I'm an extra............