[00:00.00] 作曲 : Parfrey[00:06.08]What if they had a race riot?[00:08.96]And all different people, of all different races:[00:13.49]Black[00:16.49]White[00:19.42]Yellow[00:21.91]Brown[00:25.13]Stopped their stomping and screaming long enough to call a truce[00:30.12]And have a barbecue.[00:37.30]There's so damn many yellow people[00:39.76]The other races felt crowded[00:44.01]The white people[00:45.04]Made a profit on the barbecue[00:46.79]Which angered the black people[00:49.09]Who in turn vandalised the picnic area[00:54.74]Some brown people did a drive by shooting[00:58.34]And then some Jews walked on down and sold everybody guns[01:03.00]And then police came by to confiscate those guns[01:07.47]And at that moment when tensions were highest[01:10.64]When all the races were ready to resume the riot[01:14.26]A mullato newscaster came on the television news and said[01:19.72]The polls declared that everyone felt much safer now[01:24.16]The guns were confiscated[01:26.70]Wherupon the races turned their attentions from each other[01:31.40]And turned to their television sets[01:35.06]Each one shooting out cathode ray tubes like a bunch of Elvises[01:39.57]On peanut butter sandwiches[01:46.94]All the races were temporarily so happy with this[01:51.43]That they cooled the interracial violence dig[01:58.06]Oh, but there were so damn many yellow people[02:02.57]That the other races felt crowded[02:05.69]And the white people[02:07.73]Made a profit, on an additional barbecue[02:11.57]Which angered the black people[02:13.77]Who in turn vandalised the picnic area.[02:29.15]And at that moment when tentions were highest[02:32.83]When all other races were ready to resume the riot[02:35.75]A mullato newscaster came on the television and said:[02:41.07]The latest polls declared that everybody felt much safer now[02:44.64]That the guns were confiscated[02:49.01]