Fake Depressed (feat. KittenSneeze) - RecD/KittenSneeze.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Thomas Richard Hart Jr.
[00:00.267] 作曲 : Thomas Richard Hart Jr.
[00:00.535]Good morning.
[00:01.925]Good morning.
[00:03.239](*Bad morning.*)
[00:04.410]Ugh...
[00:04.983]It's not raining again...
[00:06.943]Stupid sun...
[00:08.146](*There goes the sun.*)
[00:08.566]Why does everything around here have to be so bright and happy?
[00:12.231]At this rate, I'll *Never* be heartbreakingly tormented like my idols,
[00:16.128]Edgar Allen Poe, Vincent Price, and the editors of Gothic Goat magaziiine...
[00:20.951]...No! *Anyone* can be miserable!
[00:23.650]I just need to look on the *Dark* side of life!
[00:26.844]What an awful day...
[00:29.914]What an awful day to be alive.
[00:33.255]What an awful way...
[00:36.205]What an awful way to survive.
[00:38.815]The torment and despair,
[00:40.415]to know nobody cares,
[00:42.116]To know nobody knows I'm there...
[00:46.086]All alone in bed...
[00:49.089]All alone to ponder I'm alone.
[00:52.465]Laying on my head...
[00:55.418]Laying on my cursed throne.
[00:57.974]I'm sealed inside my tomb too far to exhume from the door all the way across the room...
[01:04.748]Drop The Gloom!
[01:05.899]Guuuuys!
[01:06.746]Aww, shut up!
[01:07.885]This door ain't that far!
[01:09.387]I use it all ze time!
[01:11.775]Don't let this dump be your graveyard...
[01:14.218]Or I'll squirt you with my slime!
[01:16.609]Such bland and vhiny gab you spout!
[01:18.954]You should give it a rest...
[01:21.310]Just bite your tongus and come on out!
[01:23.670]Stop acting fake depressed!
[01:27.048]Boo-Hoo!
[01:27.860]If you were actually sad...
[01:29.248]Boo-Hoo!
[01:30.098]We'd let you rest in your pad!
[01:31.598]Boo-Hoo-Hoo!
[01:33.247]But why fake feelin' bad?
[01:35.242]Womp Womp Wooomp...
[01:36.606]Boo-Hoo!
[01:37.402]'Cuz if you push us away...
[01:38.918]Boo-Hoo!
[01:39.923]Act like you don't vanna play...
[01:41.426]Boo-Hoo-Hoo!
[01:42.905]We might give up one day!
[01:44.563]So c'mon! whaddya say?
[01:46.219]I mean, I *Could* come out, but...
[01:48.699]No, my disgusting misery will ruin your fun...
[01:51.784]We're all disgusting, Baba...
[01:53.636]Zat's what being a Nightmare Critter's all about!
[01:56.245]That and messing with those fuzzy-wuzzy "Smiling Critters"...
[01:59.616]You should join us or somethin'...
[02:01.752]I don't deserve to...
[02:03.268]Welp, you heard her, creeper crew.
[02:05.029]Have fun, I'mma chill here.
[02:06.424]Oh no, you don't!
[02:07.487]Get outta my room and let me ruminate!
[02:09.010](*See you later, Allister Gator.*)
[02:09.939]Ugh...
[02:11.029]Stupid caring friends, trying to make me feel better...
[02:13.855]Think, Baba! How can I feel *Worse?*
[02:16.984]Wait... I've got it!
[02:19.081]What an awful pain...
[02:22.175]What an awful pain I'm sure to feel,
[02:25.604]Deep inside my vein...
[02:28.673]Deep inside my vein, cold steel,
[02:31.090]Will make a mighty hole out of my control piercing through my very soul...
[02:38.356]The needle tears my skin...
[02:41.336]Once a year when I get my flu shot,
[02:44.689]let the pain begin...
[02:47.752]Let the pain work in, remind me, of my darkest thoughts, of the hurt I've got,
[02:53.639]'tis my fate to sit, and bleed and rot...
[02:57.194]No, It's Not!
[02:58.335]Come oooon!
[02:59.490]You're tryin' too hard to feel sad!
[03:01.711]I can hear your desperate pleas...
[03:04.196]A little prick is not zat bad!
[03:06.411]Yeah, that's what folks call me!
[03:08.945]Don't make me drag you by the wrist!
[03:11.442]Grow up and leave your nest...
[03:13.676]I'm missing second lunch for this...
[03:16.208]Stop acting fake depressed!
[03:19.139]Boo-Hoo!
[03:20.230]If you were actually harmed...
[03:21.764]Boo-Hoo!
[03:22.695]By a bite on the arm...
[03:24.077]Boo-Hoo-Hoo!
[03:25.602]I would sound ze alarms!
[03:27.648]Womp Womp Wooomp...
[03:29.069]Boo-Hoo!
[03:29.950]But if you chase the appeal...
[03:31.371]Boo-Hoo!
[03:32.250]Of a pain you don't feel...
[03:33.669]Boo-Hoo-Hoo!
[03:35.388]You might get hurt for real!
[03:37.025]So skip the sad-sack spiel...
[03:38.747]But I *Always* get the shot!
[03:40.517]And it *Always* hurts for two whole seconds!
[03:43.225]How could *Anyone* cope with *Guaranteed* future pain?
[03:46.503]Why don't you just *Eat* your feelings?
[03:48.112]Or blams someone else?
[03:49.504]Or distract yourself vith juicy gossip?
[03:51.874]'Cuz I'm, uh...
[03:53.528]So sad, I can't even remember how to smile!
[03:56.697]Really?
[03:57.867]Yeeeeeeah?
[03:59.614]Welp, nothin' *We* can do about that.
[04:01.816]Later, Baba.
[04:02.708]Hmm, but what if...
[04:03.683](*Off you go, little Poe.*)
[04:04.483]Finally, some peace and quiet...
[04:07.031]I know, right?
[04:07.937]Get oooout!
[04:09.044](*So long, lay-downer—*)
[04:09.823](*Here comes the sun!*)
[04:11.527]Daaaauughh!
[04:12.811]The burning light, it stings!
[04:16.007]This creature of the night,
[04:19.008]Can't handle sunny things,
[04:22.313]That glimmer blinding bright!
[04:25.579]But it looks... kinda nice...
[04:28.625]There's lots of space to play...
[04:31.922]Maybe I'll roll the dice,
[04:34.912]And go outside today...
[04:38.867]Hey, Baba... I...
[04:40.272]*I* solved your problem!
[04:42.210]This way, *Fuzzy Wuzzies*...
[04:43.958]You didn't...
[04:45.129]Hiya, Baba!
[04:46.536]A little bird told me you needed some help smiling...
[04:49.056]So all of us came running!
[04:50.873]Well... *Almost* all of us...
[04:52.684]CatNap's at a doctor's appointment.
[04:54.481]He must've forgot his apple a day!
[04:56.186]Don't worry! Seven Smiling Critters is still enough to sing the smiling soooong!
[05:00.727]You *Didn't*!
[05:01.969]It's showtime, critter crew!
[05:04.081]Just smile!
[05:04.802]No!
[05:05.196]It's super cool!
[05:06.543]Just smile!
[05:07.035]Stop it!
[05:07.452]'Cos caring rules!
[05:08.381]Just smile!
[05:08.769]This stupid crap doesn't mean anything!
[05:09.411]Hop up with glee!
[05:10.268]Just smile!
[05:11.030]Just smile like me!
[05:11.580]It's just noise for babies!
[05:11.850]Just smile!
[05:12.777]Joy is an art!
[05:13.504]Just smile!
[05:14.174]Cut it out...
[05:14.232]It's really smart!
[05:15.032]Just smile!
[05:15.440]Cut it out!
[05:15.655]Eat happily!
[05:16.456]Just smile!
[05:16.714]Cut it out!!!!!!
[05:16.751]Just smile like me!
[05:17.550](*Baba Chops cuts it out.*)
[05:19.083]W-What? Did you just...?
[05:21.919]That's... that's red...
[05:23.659]Someone get me a bandage, stat!
[05:25.751]It's gonna be okay, DogDay...
[05:27.548]We'll go home and patch you up...
[05:29.344]Hey, Baba? S-Sorry, I couldn't... make you smile.
[05:36.004]I... I slashed a Smiling Critter! Hahah!
[05:40.479]Take *That*, ya doe-eyed doofuses!
[05:42.638]Great thinkin', Simon!
[05:44.113]That *Really* made... my... day?
[05:47.761]You split him open!
[05:49.760]I'd better spread the vord...
[05:51.335](*Rabie Baby flies to safety.*)
[05:51.907]What's wrong?
[05:53.095]We're the Nightmare Critters, remember?
[05:55.273]We do nasty stuff like this all the time!
[05:57.615]Nightmare Critters don't actually *Hurt* people!
[05:59.937]We just put boogers in their hair!
[06:01.735]Or steal garbage!
[06:03.444]Or eat 40 cakes!
[06:04.819]You're... dangerous!
[06:06.960]C'mon, guys! It's just a little papercut! That guy had it comin'.
[06:10.899]And I feel *Way* better now!
[06:12.992]Don't you wanna go... out... side?
[06:19.290]It's fine. It's fine!
[06:20.900]I'll stay in bed.
[06:22.540]I'm better off this way...
[06:25.679]I crossed the line!
[06:27.210]I lost my head.
[06:29.025]Now I don't have to play!
[06:32.079]I'm sad for real...
[06:33.769]*That's* how it feels?
[06:35.287]I never woulda guessed...
[06:38.182]I hope this kind of hurt can heal...
[06:43.230]I'm done acting fake... depressed.