Knife Fight - Lemon Demon.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Neil Cicierega
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Neil Cicierega
[00:35.550]I tire of your mind games.
[00:38.591]Im sick of playing Dont Wake Daddy.
[00:41.609]Good sir, no more Rock, Paper, Scissors for me.
[00:47.566]But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here?
[00:54.423]I challenge you to a battle of knifes!
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[00:58.533]KNIFE FIGHT,
[00:59.345]Youre gonna fight for your life!
[01:01.377]KNIFE FIGHT,
[01:02.387]Youre gonna fight with a knife!
[01:04.318]KNIFE FIGHT,
[01:05.436]A really really really sharp knife!
[01:08.173]YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT!
[01:09.783]
[01:09.933]Im a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch!
[01:12.867]Ima cut you! (Cut you!)
[01:14.910]Swish swish!
[01:15.684]In a knife fight! (Knife fight.)
[01:17.952]Knife fight! (Knife fight.)
[01:19.464]Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT!
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[01:33.510]NEIL: Let me tell you something: I cant be beat.
[01:35.572]MARTY: Oh yeah?
[01:36.354]NEIL: Yeah. Cuz Im the king of the street!
[01:38.307]MARTY: Well guess what, man: Ill pin you to the wall!
[01:41.436]NEIL: Oh yeah?
[01:42.155]MARTY: Yeah, your knife is way too small!
[01:44.508]NEIL: Hey! My knife is super sharp and thats what counts! Im gonna make you bleed copius amounts!
[01:50.498]MARTY: Yeah well Ill be sure to thank you right after I shank you!
[01:53.826]NEIL: Punk.
[01:54.486]MARTY: Dweeb.
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[01:55.468]KNIFE FIGHT,
[01:56.466]Youre gonna fight for your life!
[01:58.370]KNIFE FIGHT,
[01:59.373]Youre gonna fight with a knife!
[02:01.377]KNIFE FIGHT,
[02:02.324]A really really really sharp knife!
[02:05.157]YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT!
[02:06.596]
[02:06.887]Im a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch!
[02:09.936]Ima cut you! (Cut you!)
[02:11.942]Swish swish!
[02:12.654]In a knife fight! (Knife fight.)
[02:14.868]Knife fight! (Knife fight.)
[02:16.443]Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT!
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[02:30.086]NEIL: Im gonna slice you up!
[02:31.526]MARTY: Im gonna cut you down!
[02:33.100]NEIL: Ill put you in your place!
[02:34.623]MARTY: Ill put you underground!
[02:36.087]NEIL: This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur!
[02:38.983]MARTY: Ive got a TIP for you, get the POINT?
[02:41.359]NEIL: Yeah, sure.
[02:42.280]MARTY: Its time to face the music!
[02:43.720]NEIL: Time to face the facts!
[02:45.175]MARTY: Time to bite the bullet!
[02:46.704]NEIL: Time to pay the tax!
[02:48.189]MARTY: Ive got a blade of fury.
[02:49.846]NEIL: I am a ball of rage.
[02:51.177]MARTY: You ready, sucka?
[02:52.188]NEIL: Born ready.
[02:52.950]BOTH: ENGAGE!
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[03:07.753]KNIFE!
[03:09.938]FIGHT!
[03:12.222]CUT!
[03:14.455]STAB!
[03:16.681]KNIFE!
[03:18.976]OW!
[03:21.266]POKE!
[03:23.491]KNIFE!
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[03:27.072]MARTY: Hey wait a minute here!
[03:28.628]NEIL: Oh, what is it?!
[03:29.536]MARTY: Knifes are dangerous, we could get hurt!
[03:32.675]NEIL: Hurt? I dont want to get hurt.
[03:35.396]MARTY: Who does!
[03:36.205]NEIL: Okay well, in that case, I challenge you to a
[03:41.217]BOTH: TICKLE FIGHT!
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[03:42.998]Tickle fight! Its a tickle fight!
[03:44.979]Dont bring no knife to a tickle fight!
[03:47.497]Just bring your fingers, bring a feather, and
[03:50.420]Everyone can sing together, now:
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[03:52.939]Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
[03:55.424]La-dee-da dum dum tickle fight!
[03:57.991]Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
[04:00.578]Whoopy-doo zig zag tickle fight!
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[04:03.157]Ding dong doodly
[04:04.441]Nick nack noodly
[04:05.719]Fee fi fo fum kitten kaboodly!
[04:08.257]Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
[04:10.820]Tickle Tickle Tickle fight! HEY!
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[04:15.435]MARTY: That was fun. Wheres my knife?