Hardbody / Hardbody Luis - Charlie Anson/Eugene McCoy.mp3

[00:20.921]I like ‘em like that
[00:24.507]I like a hardbody
[00:28.094]I bet that after this class
[00:31.680]She teaches dirty karate
[00:35.675]I like ‘em like that
[00:39.384]I like a hardbody
[00:42.858]The curve up her ass
[00:46.026]I guess it’s not too shoddy
[00:50.075]I like ‘em like that
[00:53.199]I like a hardbody
[00:56.187]She keeps a tidy rig
[01:00.483]But you know she’s naughty
[01:05.153]Hey, boy
[01:07.544]Stop talking like you got me
[01:12.326]You gotta impress me
[01:14.735]And I like a hardbody
[01:19.499]Hey, boy
[01:21.890]You think that you can have me
[01:26.672]Stop staring at me
[01:29.663]Work your hardbody
[01:32.649]We like ‘em like that
[01:36.236]We like hardbodies
[01:39.822]When she gets wet
[01:43.409]She won’t be so haughty
[01:46.995]We like ‘em like that (We like ‘em like that)
[01:50.582]We like hardbodies (We like hardbodies)
[01:54.168]We want to taste their (We want to taste their)
[01:58.352]La di da di
[02:10.905]Courtney: What’s the rest of your day like?
[02:13.331]Patrick: Uh, the gym. Then meetings. A show with Evelyn if we can get tickets.
[02:19.273]Courtney: Phantom?
[02:20.468]Patrick: No, Les Miz.
[02:22.262]Courtney: Right. It’s long but good.
[02:25.250]Patrick: Oh, you’ve seen it?
[02:26.446]Courtney: Luis took me last week. Listen, Patrick, as much as I relish these afternoon trysts, we need to stop.
[02:36.024]Patrick: And why would we do that?
[02:37.407]Courtney: Well, because I was talking to my therapist-
[02:40.707]Patrick: Oh, God. Uh-huh, yeah, and what did he tell you to do-
[02:44.323]Courtney: OK, first of all, my therapist is a woman.
[02:46.171]Patrick: Oh, goddammt great.
[02:47.964]Courtney: And I was talking to her about you. And she thinks you might be bringing too much negativity into my life.
[02:55.195]Patrick: Uh-huh, I see. So because your therapist tells you to break up with me-
[02:58.126]Courtney: It’s not just that! So, don’t you feel guilty?
[03:01.712]Patrick: Why would I feel guilty?
[03:02.908]Courtney: Because I’m your girlfriend’s best friend.
[03:05.686]Patrick: Oh, by that reasoning you should feel guilty, too.
[03:07.900]Courtney: I do! Not to mention, Luis is starting to suspect.
[03:13.069]Patrick: Oh, God. Luis is-
[03:14.823]Courtney: Don’t you call him a faggot!
[03:17.254]Patrick: A dork, I was gonna say, a twit. Hey, listen, I’m doing a survey of the women I ****, is it my muscles that excite you or the heft of my cock?
[03:27.737]Courtney: Are you listening to me? We’re stopping. We’re betraying Evelyn. We’re betraying Luis.
[03:33.977]Patrick: Let me ask you, Courtney, hypothetically. If something were to happen to Luis, an accident, say, or violent crime, and he were out of the picture, would you be upset?
[03:48.934]Courtney: I can’t answer that. It’s too morbid. I’d be devastated.
[03:55.188]Patrick: Fine, awesome.
[03:58.021]Courtney: I hope things won’t be weird between us now. I hope we can go back to being friends.
[04:04.475]Patrick: Courtney, and please, don’t take this the wrong way. You’re a babe but no sex is worth this bullshit.
[04:12.359]Courtney: **** you, asshole!
[04:48.110]Luis:
[04:50.501]I always knew that
[04:55.018]He wants to want me
[04:59.419]He can’t desert
[05:03.651]And so he taunts me
[05:07.835]He was lost for words
[05:12.019]When I caught his arm
[05:17.385]Now he knows
[05:20.985]He’s my kind of guy
[05:26.660]Oh, boy
[05:29.738]I felt his rock hard abs
[05:35.331]I didn’t even have to ask
[05:38.586]And it’s happening at last