[00:06.12]I woke up with my nuts by my side[00:07.44]So I brushed my tooth and[00:10.29]I took them for a ride[00:11.22]When I go driving it's the carpool lane all the way[00:16.50]Because I am beside myself my girl sits in the back'[00:27.87]Cuz my nuts ride shotgun[00:28.80]I've got elephantitis of the nuts[00:35.31]Public ***** places won't have me they think[00:40.53]I'm an embarrassment of the human male society[00:49.38]It's not a disease, don't want a quarantine[01:37.62]Because these nuts are my personal property[01:40.89]Some say that[01:47.58]I'm a hero to all my fellow men[01:49.68]I'm their token role model like[01:51.60]Alanis is to women