[00:09.57]Any chimp can play human for a day[00:12.74]And use his opposable thumbs to iron his uniform;[00:17.03]And run for office on election day;[00:21.20]And fancy himself a real decision maker,[00:24.93]Then deploy more troops than salt in a shaker.[00:33.22]But it's a jungle when war is made,[00:37.68]And you'll panic and throw your own shit at the enemy.[00:41.96]The camera pulls back to reveal your true identity.[00:46.42]Look, it's a sheep in wolf's clothing,[00:49.67]A smoking gun holding ape.[01:00.28]Any asshole can open up a museum;[01:03.31]Put all of the things he loves on display[01:06.08]So everyone can see them.[01:08.06]The house, the car, a thoughtful wife;[01:12.48]Ordinary moments in his ordinary life.[01:19.85]But if she blinks or smiles, she'll give you away;[01:23.76]'Cause no one wants to pay to see her happiness.[01:28.15]No one wants to pay to see her day to day[01:33.10]And i'm not buying it either,[01:34.98]But i'll try selling it anyway.[01:55.09]Any idiot can play greek for a day[01:57.95]And join a sorority or write a tragedy;[02:01.83]And articulate all that pain,[02:05.88]And maybe you'll get paid.[02:13.88]But it's a sin when success complains,[02:17.95]And your writers block- it don't mean shit.[02:22.07]Just throw it against the wall and see what sticks.[02:27.14]Gotta write a hit - i think this is it.[02:30.72]It's a hit.[02:37.82]And if it's not,[02:39.14]Then it's a holiday for a hanging,[02:42.94]Yeah it's a holiday for hanging[02:47.03]Yeah it's a holiday for hanging, yeah[02:51.72]Shoo-bop-shoo-bop my baby[02:56.67]Any fool can play executioner for a day,[03:00.29]And say with fingers pointed in both directions[03:03.81]'He went that way,[03:04.19]It's only a switch or syringe,[03:07.04]I'm exempt from eternal sins...'[03:12.06]But you still wear a cross,[03:16.02]And you think you're gonna get in...[03:20.62]Ah, but the pardons never come from upstairs;[03:32.37]They're always a moment too late,[03:35.86]But it's entertainment; keep the crowd on their toes,[03:38.77]It's justice, we're safe.[03:40.90]It's not a hit, it's a holiday.[03:44.14]Shoo-bop-shoo-bop my baby[03:48.08]It's a holiday for hanging, yeah[03:51.68]It's a holiday for hanging, yeah[03:56.19]It's a holiday for hanging, yeah[04:00.59]It's a holiday for hanging, yeah[04:04.25]I'm a holiday for hanging,[04:05.74]I'm a holiday for hanging,[04:08.14]I'm a holiday yeah[04:12.30]I'm a holiday for hanging,[04:16.35]It's a holiday for hanging, yeah[04:20.18]