Funny Honey - Ann Reinking/Rob Fisher.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Fred Ebb
[00:01.000] 作曲 : John Kander
[00:04.192]for her first number
[00:05.649]miss Roxie Hart would like to sing a song
[00:07.689]of love and devotion
[00:09.454]dedicated to her dear husband,Amos
[00:15.452]sometime I'm right
[00:17.929]sometimes I'm wrong
[00:20.203]but he doesn't care
[00:22.431]he'll string along
[00:25.450]he loves me so
[00:27.693]that funny honey of mine
[00:35.174]sometimes I'm down
[00:37.917]sometimes I'm up
[00:39.913]but he follows around
[00:41.684]like some droopy eyed pup
[00:44.719]he loves me so
[00:47.217]that funny honey of mine
[00:55.008]he ain't no sheik
[00:57.528]that's no great physique
[00:59.756]Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts
[01:04.029]oh, but look at that soul
[01:06.769]I tell ya that whole
[01:09.279]is a whole lot greater than the sum of his parts
[01:14.008]and if you knew him like me
[01:17.998]I know you'd agree
[01:23.988]what is the word?
[01:26.006]slandered my name
[01:28.733]why, he'd be right there
[01:30.737]taking the blame
[01:33.736]he loves me so
[01:36.003]and it all suits me fine
[01:42.584]that funny
[01:44.235]sunny
[01:44.735]honey
[01:46.769]hubby of mine
[01:49.196]a man's got a right to protect his home and his loved ones
[01:52.281]right?
[01:52.512]of course he has
[01:53.012]so I came in form the garage, officer
[01:55.133]and I see him coming through the window
[01:56.665]with my wife Roxanne there sleeping like an angel
[01:58.941]he loves me so
[02:00.513]that funny honey
[02:02.749]of mine
[02:03.628]i mean, supposing, just supposing
[02:06.070]he had violated her or something
[02:07.893]you know what I mean, violated?
[02:09.361]I know what you mean
[02:10.334]or something?I mean think how terrible that would have been
[02:13.445]It's a good thing I came home from work on time
[02:16.092]I'm telling you that
[02:16.984]I say I'm telling you that
[02:18.472]he loves me so
[02:20.918]that funny honey of mine
[02:24.366]name of deceased
[02:25.277]Fred Casely
[02:26.527]Fred Casely?
[02:28.520]how can he be a burglar?
[02:29.705]my wife knows him
[02:31.281]he sold us our furniture
[02:33.114]Lord knows, he ain't got no smarts
[02:35.893]she lied to me, she told me he was a burglar
[02:38.144]you mean he was dead when you got home
[02:39.597]yeah, she had him covered with a sheet
[02:41.086]and she's gavin me that cock and bull story about this burglar
[02:43.521]and I ought to say I did it
[02:44.968]'cause I was sure to get off
[02:46.842]burglar,huh?
[02:47.433]now he shot off his trap
[02:48.941](and I believed her)
[02:49.989]I can't stand that sap
[02:51.523](that cheap little tramp, she was two timing me,hey)
[02:53.058]look at him go
[02:54.591]rat, rattin' on me
[02:55.728](well she can just swing for all I care for)
[02:57.776]with just one more brain
[02:58.027](boy, I'm down at the garage working my butt off)
[02:59.802]what a half witted thing
[03:00.249](fourteen hours a day and she up there munchin' on goddamn fun pop, she hasn't)
[03:02.416]if they string me up, I'll know
[03:05.497]( this time she pushed me too far)
[03:07.127]who bought the twine
[03:09.996]( boy, what a sap I was)
[03:11.900]that scummy
[03:12.918]crummy
[03:14.053]dummy
[03:15.410]hubby of mine