The Family-Friendly Noose Song - Rusty Cage.mp3

The Family-Friendly Noose Song - Rusty Cage.mp3
The Family-Friendly Noose Song-Rusty Cage (无损音质) 专享
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Benjamin...
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Benjamin Stuart Steele
[00:01.858]What's the greatest kind of knot
[00:03.832]That you can tie with ease?
[00:05.697]It's useful and it's happy
[00:07.442]And it suits your every need
[00:09.776]Well I'm about to tell you
[00:11.663]But first, I have to note
[00:13.561]That you never should ever consider
[00:15.759]Putting a rope around your throat
[00:17.730]So, let's learn how to tie a noose
[00:20.172]It's practical for every use
[00:22.285]All you need is a piece of rope
[00:24.335]And to never give up hope
[00:26.204]You make a loop and the snake goes down
[00:28.295]But changes its mind and turns around
[00:30.378]And climbs back up to the top again
[00:32.566]This is where the fun begins
[00:34.406]You take the snake and spiral down
[00:36.463]And at the bottom, what has he found?
[00:38.531]The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
[00:40.705]Then you give the top a pull
[00:42.632]Never consider self abuse
[00:44.659]This is how you tie a noose
[00:46.734]There's a hundred uses for the hangman's knot
[00:50.272]That have nothing to do with
[00:51.805]K-Y-S (Never do that)
[00:54.319]You can make a stylish belt
[00:56.236]To hold up your pants
[00:58.569]You can tie them to your wrists
[01:00.326]And do a hangman's dance
[01:02.522]Well you could tie your shoes
[01:04.339]Or you could make bananas fly
[01:06.529]You could stir a mixture
[01:08.004]Hang a picture
[01:09.100]Anything you try
[01:10.651]So, let's learn how to tie a noose
[01:12.947]It's practical for every use
[01:15.162]All you need is a piece of rope
[01:17.061]And to never give up hope
[01:19.265]Never consider self abuse
[01:21.239]This is how you tie a noose
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