[00:00.000] 作曲 : Benjamin Stuart Steele[00:01.858]What's the greatest kind of knot[00:03.832]That you can tie with ease?[00:05.697]It's useful and it's happy[00:07.442]And it suits your every need[00:09.776]Well I'm about to tell you[00:11.663]But first, I have to note[00:13.561]That you never should ever consider[00:15.759]Putting a rope around your throat[00:17.730]So, let's learn how to tie a noose[00:20.172]It's practical for every use[00:22.285]All you need is a piece of rope[00:24.335]And to never give up hope[00:26.204]You make a loop and the snake goes down[00:28.295]But changes its mind and turns around[00:30.378]And climbs back up to the top again[00:32.566]This is where the fun begins[00:34.406]You take the snake and spiral down[00:36.463]And at the bottom, what has he found?[00:38.531]The snake goes into the rabbit's hole[00:40.705]Then you give the top a pull[00:42.632]Never consider self abuse[00:44.659]This is how you tie a noose[00:46.734]There's a hundred uses for the hangman's knot[00:50.272]That have nothing to do with[00:51.805]K-Y-S (Never do that)[00:54.319]You can make a stylish belt[00:56.236]To hold up your pants[00:58.569]You can tie them to your wrists[01:00.326]And do a hangman's dance[01:02.522]Well you could tie your shoes[01:04.339]Or you could make bananas fly[01:06.529]You could stir a mixture[01:08.004]Hang a picture[01:09.100]Anything you try[01:10.651]So, let's learn how to tie a noose[01:12.947]It's practical for every use[01:15.162]All you need is a piece of rope[01:17.061]And to never give up hope[01:19.265]Never consider self abuse[01:21.239]This is how you tie a noose