[00:00.360]Maria -The Nuns[00:05.260]She climbs a tree and scrapes her knee[00:07.830]Her dress has got a tear[00:10.270]She waltzes on her way to Mass[00:12.600]And whistles on the stair[00:14.950]And underneath her wimple[00:17.30]She has curlers in her hair[00:19.770]I even heard her singing in the abbey[00:24.480]She's always late for chapel[00:26.689]But her penitence is real[00:29.359]She's always late for everything[00:31.919]Except for every meal[00:34.319]I hate to have to say it[00:36.559]But I very firmly feel[00:39.289]Maria's not an asset to the abbey[00:44.188]I'd like to say a word in her behalf[00:49.218]Maria makes me laugh[00:56.108]How do you solve a problem like Maria[01:00.218]How do you catch a cloud and pin it down[01:04.208]How do you find a word that means Maria[01:08.168]A flibbertijibbet A will-o'-the wisp A clown[01:12.547]Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her[01:16.537]Many a thing she ought to understand[01:20.357]But how do you make her stay[01:22.397]And listen to all you say[01:24.637]How do you keep a wave upon the sand[01:28.427]Oh how do you solve a problem like Maria[01:33.47]How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand[01:45.367]When I'm with her I'm confused[01:47.197]Out of focus and bemused[01:48.887]And I never know exactly where I am[01:52.817]Unpredictable as weather[01:54.647]She's as flighty as a feather[01:56.407]She's a darling She's a demon She's a lamb[02:00.167]She'd outpester any pest[02:02.147]Drive a hornet from it's nest[02:03.967]She could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl[02:07.927]She is gentle She is wild[02:09.877]She's a riddle She's a child[02:11.817]She's a headache She's an angel[02:14.787]She's a girl[02:19.637]How do you solve a problem like Maria[02:23.467]How do you catch a cloud and pin it down[02:27.337]How do you find a word that means Maria[02:31.337]A flibbertijibbet A will-o'-the wisp A clown[02:35.706]Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her[02:39.676]Many a thing she ought to understand[02:43.546]But how do you make her stay[02:45.786]And listen to all you say[02:47.946]How do you keep a wave upon the sand[02:51.796]Oh how do you solve a problem like Maria[02:59.516]How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand