[00:03.920]J Pee Baby, and Gray Musiq[00:07.570]Baby, I'm feeling love this evening[00:13.350]So I'm gonna do this right[00:16.200]You know at the end of the day I'll always come back[00:18.940]Cause nobody does me better...[00:20.220]Than me[00:22.350]Imma do it nice and slow tonight[00:27.610]Gotta unwind, have somebody do me right[00:35.610]Relationships like this are hard to build[00:40.010]And I'm here to make sure every need is fulfilled[00:42.900]I've got whipped cream, scented candles and a mixed CD[00:47.150]Cause tonight it's me and me[00:51.080]Sitting alone, Vasoline on the shelf[00:53.100]Getting ready to touch myself[00:56.240]This tissue ain't for my nose[00:59.490]I'm bout to blow my mind[01:02.950]I got my favorite movie, tonight will be perfect[01:06.400]I didn't make me shellfish cause I know I'm allergic[01:09.940]So get ready to stay up late, grab my hand and-[01:14.180]Shake my weight[01:17.390]And when I'm touching me[01:20.480]Do it to me soft and sweetly[01:24.160]Touch my neck and pull my hair[01:26.760]Brought my handcuffs cause I'm kinky[01:30.000]When I get myself alone[01:33.430]I don't need fe***tio[01:37.130]I trimmed myself for this occasion, now it's time[01:41.390]For Sensual Masturbation[01:43.610]Come on![01:47.380]Me, this foreplay has me all built up[01:49.610]And your dirty talk is filthy[01:51.730]Where'd I learn that stuff?[01:53.240]You're so flexible and bendy[01:55.020]Oh yeah, I was a dancer[01:56.400]And I'm decreasing my chance of getting prostate cancer[01:59.500](Oh, Oh, Oh, babay)[02:01.020]Now that we've wrapped up that date[02:03.170]I'm bout to give my *****[02:05.000]The five finger handshake[02:06.320]AWKWARD BATHROOM DIALOGUE INTERLUDE[02:11.300]So give me one good reason[02:34.640]Not to finish on my face[02:37.670]Undress you nice and slow[02:41.720]Get you wet before proceeding[02:45.310]I like to whip myself[02:48.320]Not too hard cause I hate bleeding[02:50.960]Slow it down not so fast[02:55.130]I gotta make this moment last[02:58.420]And I don't want a ***** abrasion[03:02.070]What I need, is Sensual Masturbation[03:05.460]Tonight is very tender and it makes me remember[03:08.340]All the moments in the past that I've shared with my member[03:11.900]At the premier of Toy Story 3[03:14.530]Really wish that family would stop looking at me[03:18.230]Did it in my mom's van, getting road hand[03:21.230]The car becomes a drifter when my hand's on this shifter[03:24.980]In a museum[03:26.110]It's a threesome[03:28.090]While I'm swimming[03:29.410]Public restroom[03:30.540]Have a quickie[03:31.400]Gandalf Costume[03:32.510]Oh[03:33.210]Uh[03:33.820]Ohh[03:34.540]Uhh[03:35.300]OHHH...[03:36.000]Argh[03:36.610]OHH[03:37.410]AGGHH[03:38.280]OOOOOOO