[00:00.00] 作词 : Neil Hannon[00:01.00] 作曲 : Neil Hannon[00:33.69]Bernice bobs her hair in the barber's in the square[00:36.36]All her new-found friends are there to see it done[00:43.92]Bernice bobs her hair[00:46.26]She's been driven to despair '[00:49.89]Cause her cousin doesn't care about anyone[00:53.91]Her hair was long[00:54.27]Her hair was dark[00:54.66]Her hair flowed down her back[01:12.57]And now it lies upon the floor[01:42.24]Bernice runs out the door[01:44.37]Marjorie had told her what to wear to the parties[01:47.94]Marjorie had told her what to say to the boys[01:50.70]Now Marjorie was jealous of her social advances[01:54.45]And presented her with this choice "Bernice bob your hair You've persistently declared this intention Do you dare to disagree?"[02:17.55]So Bernice bobs her hair and is instantly ensnared[02:24.21]In the trap so well prepared by[02:27.30]Marjorie