[00:00.00] I fell in love with a gangsta ************[00:10.02]A chola chick that'll shank yo ************[00:13.56]************ from the other sida town[00:16.74]I live in the hills, she's from South Central[00:19.95]And she got a tattoo on her neck, of lady Guadalupe holdin her ************[00:27.21]I met her up at the Del Taco[00:30.24]I said'you hella fine'[00:31.68]She said ‘You el Guapo'[00:34.47]She was like ‘I don't date crackers or actors'[00:38.07]Matter of fact: I'm a rapper[00:41.16]I thought she'd never get with me[00:43.53]But she saw me on cribs rappin with Mickey[00:47.52]I put a hickey on her *******[00:50.31]Now her cousin Smokey wants to kill me[00:54.48]At the barbeque I stood out[00:56.91]I was the only wood************ in the mother ******* crowd[01:00.75]Cracker ass fantastic, That's me[01:04.08]Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty[01:07.20]Cracker ass fantastic, that's me[01:10.83]Cracker ass fantastic[01:12.66]Word hit the street[01:13.86]So I slap boxed her cousin[01:17.31]At the Jack in the Box by the Inglewood Forum[01:21.66]Straight got my ass beat[01:24.03]But I still hit them ass cheeks, uh[01:28.35]She taught me how to load the glock[01:30.84]And she taught me how to fold my socks[01:34.11]So I taught her how to hold my *******[01:37.59]And I told her, you could quit your job at Ross, baby[01:42.03]Kuz now you with the #1 gringo[01:44.73]No more Doritos or frozen burritos[01:48.54]Have you ever been to Fred Segel's?[01:51.54]$30 salad with a bottle of vino[01:55.32]You could play with my ************ under the table[01:58.08]I got the tip covered… Thank you[02:01.98]Dirt Nasty's El Fuego[02:04.38]That means I'm on fire baby[02:07.02]Like Waco[02:08.28]Cracker ass fantastic, That's me[02:11.52]Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty[02:15.09]Cracker ass fantastic, that's me[02:18.45]Cracker ass fantastic[02:20.25]Word hit the street[02:22.56]I think I hear wedding bells,[02:24.93]And I don't give a ******* that a fish taco smells[02:29.22]She stole a Chavelle[02:31.53]That's what she told me when she wrote me from jail[02:35.97]She Oakland as hell[02:38.34]Raiders hat to the back[02:40.41]Gold Gazelles[02:42.48]Centerfold, Lowrider mag[02:45.63]Other crackers jack it to picture of her ass[02:49.53]She thinks I'm a asshole[02:51.87]Kuz I can't eat her out without using Tabasco[02:56.13]Mommy looked saucy in a poncho[02:58.92]When she dumped my ass at the Pomona car show[03:02.49]Cracker ass fantastic, That's me[03:05.76]Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty[03:08.91]Cracker ass fantastic, that's me[03:12.27]Cracker ass fantastic[03:14.34]Word hit the street