[00:13.610]Me and Mr. Hohner[00:14.394]Standin' on the corner[00:15.192]Not doin' nothin' to no one[00:17.322][00:17.851]When a squad car stops[00:19.181]And out jump cops[00:21.311]You one o' them, if I ever saw one[00:22.636][00:23.966]One o' what I said?[00:25.030]As my face turned red[00:26.614]Up against the wall, says the tall one[00:28.475][00:29.273]That's a cute mustache[00:30.602]Have ya got any hash?[00:32.197]I'd like to make a buy, says the small one[00:33.793][00:34.857]Now da whole thing's silly[00:36.452]But I'm starin' at the billy[00:38.305]Quietly askin' myself now will he[00:40.696][00:41.226]Use that thing[00:42.293]To make my eardrums ring[00:43.885]It's all a bad dream[00:45.215]And I'm in South Philly[00:46.543]Now tell 'em, Mr. Hohner[00:47.875][00:52.915]Me and Mr. Hohner[00:54.245]In Yuma, Arizona[00:55.576]Tryin' to hitch a ride to Denver[00:57.434][00:58.766]Well, out o' a toll[01:00.092]Comes the highway patrol[01:01.411]To check up on my gender[01:03.272][01:04.337]Is it her or him[01:05.665]Or maybe Tiny Tim?[01:06.995]Now up against the fence, says the dense one[01:09.655][01:10.186]You have picked a bad spot[01:11.503]To smoke your pot[01:13.102]Whatcha gonna do two against one?[01:15.759][01:16.293]Now da whole thing's silly[01:17.618]But I'm starin' at the billy[01:19.214]Quietly askin' myself now will he[01:22.141][01:22.404]Use that thing[01:23.457]To make my eardrums ring[01:25.321]It's all a bad dream[01:26.383]And I'm in South Philly[01:27.977]Now tell 'em, Mr. Hohner[01:29.572][02:15.295]Me and Mr. Hohner[02:16.355]Relaxin' out at Kona[02:17.951]Hawaiian sun can be groovy[02:20.080][02:20.601]When a pair of MPs[02:22.192]Yell out, freeze[02:23.261]And I think I gotta part in a movie[02:25.915][02:26.448]Hey! I'm talkin' to you[02:27.779]Tell me what did I do?[02:29.109]You're a draft card burner, says the thin one[02:31.765][02:32.297]We can tell by your looks[02:33.625]That you read too many books o' wars[02:35.211]And that's because ya ain't been in one[02:37.606][02:38.135]Now the whole thing's silly[02:39.464]But I'm starin' at the billy[02:41.060]Quietly askin' myself now will he[02:43.988][02:44.243]Use that thing[02:45.307]To make my eardrums ring[02:46.633]It's all a bad dream[02:48.228]And I'm in South Philly[02:49.824]Now tell 'em, Mr. Hohner