Tone Deaf - Eminem.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : M Mathers/L. Resto
[00:00.078] 作曲 : M Mathers/L. Resto
[00:00.157]Yeah, I'm sorry (Huh?)
[00:04.418]What did you say?
[00:07.246]Oh, I can't hear you
[00:10.254]I have an ear in****tion and I cunt finger it out (Out, haha)
[00:14.018](I need auto-tune)
[00:14.884]Yeah
[00:15.972]It's my alter ego's fault, these evil thoughts could be so dark
[00:19.322]Cerebral palsy, three Zoloft's
[00:21.654]I eat those off to Rico Suave, look it up
[00:23.619]Cadillac with a ladder rack in the back, with a cracked
[00:26.363]Sell a backpack full of packs
[00:27.687]Sell a black satchel, a nap sack in the flask full of ****in' Jack Daniels
[00:31.463]Girl, let's go back, back to my castle (Yeah)
[00:33.350]I don't wanna hassle you, Alexandra
[00:35.539]But my dick's an acronym 'cause it stands for you (Oh)
[00:37.908]You, wait, Alexandra who? (Damn)
[00:40.184]All I know is Friday, I met you (What?)
[00:42.342]Saturday, I'll probably forget you
[00:44.114]Guess that's what the Molly and X do (What the ****?)
[00:46.370]'Cause we could **** a mile on your next two (Eh)
[00:48.159]But ever since D Nice to the rescue
[00:50.111]Feel a fresh crew (Uh), been a lab rat (Yeah)
[00:52.189]From a test tube (Uh), I'm goin' in like the red roof (Red roof in)
[00:55.412]You don't like it, eat a cock 'til your jaw breaks
[00:58.467]Call it caught between a rock and a hard place
[01:00.157]Like a Sasquatch in a crawl place
[01:01.881]'Cause you're watching your heart race like you're Scarface
[01:03.878]In a car chase with the cops or an arcade
[01:05.529]Stuck inside of a Mario Kart race, stuck in saw blades
[01:08.036]At a stop and a start pace
[01:09.437]What I'm tryin' to say is, I'm drivin' 'em all crazy
[01:11.992]I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone-deaf)
[01:15.707]I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone-deaf)
[01:19.431]I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone-deaf)
[01:23.563]'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (Yeah, yeah)
[01:27.566]I see the rap game then attack the verses (Uh)
[01:29.772]Turn into a graveyard packed with hearses (Yeah)
[01:31.654]Just like your funeral, I'm at your service (What?)
[01:33.639]Pockets on stuffed like a taxidermist (Woo)
[01:35.744]Just landed in Los Angeles when this chick Angela and grandmother in a tan
[01:39.983]Called a van, pulled up with a hand full of Xans
[01:42.317]And a substantial amount of ganja, just to ask what my
[01:44.139]Plans for the night are (Yeah)
[01:45.539]I said sneakin' to the sleepin' for the weekend and pretend it's a five star
[01:49.669]Yeah, I leap into the deep end of the pool, I can show you where the dives are
[01:54.064]We don't even gotta drive far
[01:55.715]I know this spot that is so live, but I'm tryna get some head first, like a nose dive (Haha)
[01:59.857]So many side chicks, can't decide which to slide with and which should I ditch
[02:04.390]So when it comes to ass, I get behind like the hind lick (Yeah)
[02:08.130]Had one chick who liked to flip sometimes on some switchin' sides shit
[02:12.410]Pushed her out the side, kick your knife
[02:13.686]Flipped the lil' white bitch off like a light switch (Bitch)
[02:16.158]It's okay not to like my shit
[02:17.855]Everything's fine, drink your wine, bitch
[02:20.115]And get offline, quit whinin', this is just a rhyme, bitch
[02:22.801]But ask me, will I stick to my guns like adhesive tape?
[02:25.244]Does Bill Cosby sedate once he treats the cheesecake and the decent steak?
[02:29.741]You think gettin' rid of me's a piece of cake?
[02:31.883]I'm harder than findin' Harvey Weinstein a date (Haha)
[02:33.929]And that's why they say I got more lines than Black Friday
[02:36.551]So save that shit for the damn library (Shh)
[02:39.552]You heard of Chris Christophesen? (Yeah) Well, I am piss piss off'ed-eson (Oh)
[02:43.401]Paul's askin' for Christmas off again
[02:44.918]I said, "No," then I spit this song for him, it goes:
[02:47.481]I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone-deaf)
[02:51.846]I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone-deaf)
[02:56.117]I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone-deaf)
[02:59.642]'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
[03:03.775]Bet I could make an orange rhyme with banana, bornana
[03:07.083]Eating pork rhines, sword fightin' in pajamas
[03:09.678]At the crib, playin' Fortnite with your grandma
[03:11.648]But I'm more like I'm 4'5" with the grammar
[03:13.197]'Bout to show you why your five favourite rappers, can't touch this
[03:15.926]But before I get the hammer, I should warn you I'm Thor-like in this manner
[03:18.871]But the day I lose sleep over you critiquin' me
[03:21.462]I ever let you cocksuckers eat at me
[03:23.597]I'd need to be a mother****in' pizzeria, but you ain't gettin' no cheese from me
[03:27.602]I went from Lil' Ceasers, Bill teases, grilled cheeses
[03:31.228]Bein' dirt poured, filthy rich, still me, bitch
[03:34.370]Like a realtor, it's realty, bitch (Real talk)
[03:36.096]Aftermath, bitch, whole camp's lit
[03:38.035]We put out fire, Dre stamps it
[03:40.031]With my cold hearts, hit up old guard
[03:42.069]Yeah, got your whole squad yellin', "Oh, God"
[03:44.138]Here comes Marshall, with no holds barred
[03:46.189]Bitch, I'm a hurricane, you're a blow hard
[03:48.127]Like your old broad, she full of semen, like the coast guard
[03:51.373]And life's been pretty good to me so far, for the most part
[03:54.039]Had a couple of run-in's with po-po cart
[03:55.975]A couple assault charges, got a few priors like crowbars
[03:58.380]Which is so odd 'cause I'm forty-eight now
[04:01.399]That five-oh startin' to creep up on me like a patrol car
[04:03.509]I be an old fart, but you don't want no park, so bitch, don't start
[04:07.024]Simmer down, compose yourself, Mozart
[04:09.461]I ain't went nowhere, call me coleslaw
[04:11.352]'Cause I'm out for the cabbage, and I'm so raw
[04:13.601]And if time is money, you have no clocks
[04:15.264]And any folk caught within close proximity's gettin' Colt cocked
[04:17.228]My enemies I'm give me the smoke, opps
[04:19.817]And R.I.P. to King Von, and it doesn't stop, and I know not
[04:23.746]What the **** you say? I told you all, it's not me, it's my alter ego's fault
[04:27.683]But if you all wanna cancel me, no prob'
[04:29.748]I'll tell you the same thing I told Paul
[04:32.033]I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone-deaf)
[04:35.269]I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone-deaf)
[04:39.301]I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone-deaf)
[04:43.896]'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (I'm tone-deaf)