Catswing (From "Deltarune") - Man on the Internet.mp3

[00:00.001]"...Miii hi hi hi hi hi hyike!"
[00:01.583]"So ya figured it out, didya?!"
[00:03.704]"Mee-yike, that's right!"
[00:04.853]"There's only ONE real MIKE..."
[00:05.881]"And that's ME!!!"
[00:07.158]Come on in, shake my hand, except don't
[00:10.846]Yous got a lotta nerve
[00:12.432]To come this way and bust backstage
[00:14.639]When you meddle with the microphone
[00:18.144]You're gonna find this line-in
[00:19.877]Raising gain and bringing pain!
[00:22.165]On in five, quiet on the set!
[00:23.981]New design gonna get ahead
[00:25.834]Going live, and I'm gonna bet
[00:27.615]You'll be feeling blue, Yet-
[00:29.454]I'm still talking, mouth is on a roll
[00:31.392]A snowball outta control
[00:33.219]My sound waves 'cross your radio!
[00:35.294]Mike check, one, two, gonna tell ya that
[00:37.022]I'm the one who's pulling the strings
[00:38.586]So Tenna can keep on doing his thing
[00:40.351]Recording on air, we're live
[00:41.792]I don't jive with interruptions!
[00:44.563]If yous ain't Mike, you better set out, get out!
[00:47.868]This gig's already stressful
[00:49.502]So don't contest with this condenser!
[00:51.719]I'm the one who's turning the gears
[00:53.238]So Tenna and co. have nothing to fear
[00:55.173]So lend me an ear:
[00:56.142]You're background noise, You're a disruption!
[00:59.276]Yous better turn around it beat it, bub!
[01:02.320]Yeah, don't mess with the master
[01:04.404]Or you'll snowball to disaster!
[01:06.625]"Yeah, that's right! It's me! Motormouth Mike!"
[01:09.936]"Who never stops falking!"
[01:11.763]"Not even during the instrumental break!"
[01:13.805]It's me, the one who keeps our wheels turning
[01:17.388]And you? You're the worst
[01:21.259]Your interruption's got me burning
[01:24.761]So now I bring the hertz
[01:28.547]I'm the one who's hitting record
[01:30.211]So Tenna and co. make sure you're not bored
[01:32.061]I bring up the boards, and hear the roar
[01:33.866]There's nothing we lack!
[01:36.204]But yous ain't Mike, so you don't belong
[01:38.593]You're wrong!
[01:39.803]Proof all of your theories
[01:41.440]Stands before you clearly!
[01:43.356]I'm the one who's patching us in
[01:44.909]'Cause Tenna can keep a smile and a grin
[01:46.816]Well here's where I've been
[01:47.880]Just waiting for a bit of feedback!
[01:51.108]And in Mike's private quarters
[01:52.509]I'm still standing!
[01:54.452]Fabulous, dynamic
[01:56.281]In demand and goin' manic!
[01:58.489]"Huff... Puff..."
[02:00.097]"I think Mike... Needs to take a break..."
[02:02.541]"I'll be back... In a sec..."
[02:05.132]What's this?
[02:06.272]Well, don't look so surprised!
[02:08.946]I mighta changed my outfit
[02:10.498]'Cause your giving so much stress!
[02:12.708]Now hear!
[02:13.598]Here, right before your eyes
[02:16.224]It's Mike, the famously verbose
[02:18.050]And he's dressed to compress!
[02:20.334]Motormouth, you can't tune me out!
[02:22.282]Like room noise, floating all about!
[02:23.950]Settlin' Tenna's whole account
[02:25.739]Mike all day, Mike all night
[02:27.596]Recording everything we say
[02:29.446]Even what leaves the brain
[02:31.559]Now then, Mike, take it away!
[02:33.361]Mike check, one, two, go tell 'em!
[02:36.193]"Uh... That's really crazy!"
[02:38.333]"I could've sworn I told you to TELL them!"
[02:40.888]"Y'know, with WORDS! Preferably in the VERBAL variety!"
[02:44.921]"We talked to-- I mean, I told you!"
[02:47.470]"I talk to myself, and I'm talking right now!"
[02:49.909]"At the same time! Which is kind of cool, I guess!"
[02:53.633]"Can anyone understand what this guy's saying!?"
[02:56.435]"Anyone?"
[02:58.182]"No!?"
[02:59.622]"Ugh, that's what I thought."
[03:01.624]"This is a disaster!"
[03:03.215]"All right, that's enough already."
[03:05.147]"I'm not feeling quite myself!!! I think I need to take a break"
[03:08.948]"I said, I think MIKE really needs to TAKE A BREAK!!!"
[03:11.952]Here comes the Mike, 'cause that's uh... My name!
[03:15.652]And I'm... uh... da best
[03:19.707]I'm still Mike, that's still me, that's the same...
[03:22.873]Uh... What does Mike say next? (Just go to the chorus!)
[03:26.629]Uh, I'm the one who's pulling the strings
[03:28.297]So Tenna can, uh, do the thing...
[03:30.203]Hey boss, how do youse sing so fast
[03:32.020]Without interruptions?
[03:34.422]If youse ain't Mike, youse better... er...
[03:36.799]Scram!
[03:37.856]This gig's already stressful...
[03:39.440]Hey, isn't this a near rhyme-- (Oh, give me that!)
[03:41.569]I'm the one who's turning the gears
[03:43.078]So Tenna and co. have nothing to fear
[03:44.934]So lend me an ear:
[03:45.962]You're background noise, you're a disruption!
[03:49.139]Yous better turn around and beat it, bub!
[03:52.467](Did you even rehearse this?)
[03:54.212](I mean, Just look at all the lines you missed!)
[03:55.860]"Ah, sorry, boss!"
[03:56.479]"All right, that's it!!"
[03:57.778]"Look, I admit it! There's more than one Mike!!! More than one!!!"
[04:01.776]"But we can't let this get out!"
[04:03.212]"If people knew there was more than one Mike..."
[04:05.200]"Everybody would want to be Mike!!!"
[04:06.872]"Well, we're not going to let that happen!!"
[04:08.975]"Boys, time for the last chorus!"
[04:11.115]We're the ones who're taking our place
[04:12.629]So Tenna can have a smile on his face
[04:14.478]While crackin' the case of who the hell
[04:16.256]This freakin' Mike is!
[04:18.631]If you and Mike and we ain't Mike
[04:20.707]Then what could be the one true answer?
[04:24.009]Think it could be Lancer? (No!)
[04:25.773]We're the ones who put on a show
[04:27.383]And Tenna is never going to know
[04:29.213]That Mike is a phony
[04:30.440]But at least we can act like it!
[04:33.436]Maybe the real Mike was always inside us?
[04:36.881]We was Mike the whole time
[04:38.632]Hold it, cause we're on live!
[04:40.404]'Cause we're Mike
[04:41.295]And who knows if that's still true?
[04:43.999]And we're on in two
[04:45.457]So what else is there we can do?
[05:02.576]MY NAME IS MIKE AND IT'S MIKING TIME