[00:00.000] 作曲 : Frank Wilder/1864[00:17.887] I wanted much to go to war,[00:19.857] And went to be examined;[00:22.131] The surgeon looked me o'er and o'er,[00:24.346] My back and chest he hammered.[00:26.410] Said he, "You're not the man for me,[00:28.637] Your lungs Are much affected,[00:30.902] And likewise both your eyes are cock'd,[00:32.935] And otherwise defected."[00:34.856] So, now I'm with the Invalids,[00:36.996] And cannot go and fight, sir![00:39.225] The doctor told me so, you know,[00:41.449] Of course it must be right, sir![00:52.388] While I was there a host of chaps[00:54.440] For reasons were exempted,[00:56.655] Old "pursy", he was laid aside,[00:58.756] To pass he had attempted.[01:00.852] The doctor said, "I do not like[01:03.085] Your corporosity, sir![01:04.950] You'll "breed a famine" in the camp[01:07.399] Wherever you might be, sir!"[01:09.433] So, now I'm with the Invalids,[01:11.830] And cannot go and fight, sir![01:13.734] The doctor told me so, you know,[01:15.914] Of course it must be right, sir[01:26.655] There came a fellow, mighty tall,[01:28.970] A "knock-kneed overgrowner",[01:31.283] The Doctor said, "I ain't got time[01:33.301] To take and look you over."[01:35.486] Next came along a little chap,[01:37.427] Who was 'bout two foot nothing,[01:39.730] The Doctor said, "You'd better go[01:41.789] And tell your marm you're coming!"[01:43.897] So, now I'm with the Invalids,[01:46.202] And cannot go and fight, sir![01:48.157] The doctor told me so, you know,[01:50.570] Of course it must be right, sir[02:01.430] Some had the ticerdolerreou,[02:03.568] Some what they call "brown critters",[02:05.834] And some were "lank and lazy" too,[02:07.897] Some were too "fond of bitters".[02:10.050] Some had "cork legs" and some "one eye",[02:12.143] With backs deformed and crooked,[02:14.203] I'll bet you'd laugh'd till you had cried,[02:16.614] To see how "cute" they looked.[02:18.535] So, now I'm with the Invalids,[02:20.960] And cannot go and fight, sir![02:22.875] The doctor told me so, you know,[02:25.065] Of course it must be right, sir