[00:17.64]8. Ironic[00:17.85] An old man turned 98[00:18.27] Won the lottery and died the next day[00:23.61] It's a black fly in your Chardonnay[00:29.64] It's a death row pardon two minutes too late[00:35.13] And isn't it ironic?[00:38.70] Don't you think?[00:40.80] It's like rain on your wedding day[00:47.13] It's a free ride when you've already paid[00:53.40] It's a good advice that you just didn't take[00:58.68] And who would've thought[01:02.64] It figures[01:05.16] Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly[01:11.37] He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye[01:17.49] He waited his whole damn life to take that flight[01:23.97] And as the plane crashed down, he thought:[01:26.88] "Well isn't this nice?"[01:29.73] And isn't it ironic?[01:33.27] Don't you think?[01:35.34] It's like rain on your wedding day[01:41.64] It's a free ride when you've already paid[01:47.85] It's a good advice that you just didn't take[01:54.48] And who would've thought[02:00.69] It figures[02:00.96] Life has a funny way[02:03.06] Of sneaking up on you when you think[02:05.19] Everything's okay and everything's going right[02:12.93] And life has a funny way[02:15.03] Of helping you out when you think[02:17.07] Everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face[02:24.48] It's a traffic jam when you're already late[02:33.27] A no smoking sign on your cigarette break[02:36.39] It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife[02:42.69] It's like meeting the man of my dreams[02:45.54] And then...meeting his beautiful wife[02:49.68] And isn't it ironic?[02:53.37] Don't you think?[02:53.97] A little too ironic[02:56.52] Ooh yeah, I really do think[03:01.56] It's like rain on your wedding day[03:07.95] It's a free ride when you've already paid[03:14.01] It's a good advice that you just didn't take[03:19.56] And who would've thought[03:33.15] It figures[03:33.42] Life has a funny way[03:35.43] Of sneaking up on you[03:39.21] And life has a funny, funny way[03:41.67] Of helping you out[03:46.98] Helping you out