Halfsharkalligatorhalfman - Dr. Octagon.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Dan Nakamura/Keith Thornton
[00:00.373] 作曲 : Dan Nakamura/Keith Thornton
[00:00.747][Dr. Octagonecologyst Intro: Mr. Gerbik]
[00:02.286]*moaning and growling*
[00:06.805]Yes—you have met the dangerous 20-year-old uncle of Dr. Octagon
[00:12.958]I, myself— Mr. Gerbik: half-shark, half-man, skin like alligator
[00:17.125]Carrying a dead walrus
[00:22.522]Ooh, check it
[00:23.629][Verse 1: Mr. Gerbik]
[00:25.137]With my white eyes, gray hair, face is sky-blue yellow
[00:28.005]Sideburns react, my skin is colored lilac
[00:31.220]My skin turn orange and green in the limousine
[00:33.493]People think I'm mixed with shark, drinking gasoline
[00:36.092]Underwater I breathe with lizards on my sleeve
[00:38.597]Walking down Hollywood Boulevard with a credit card
[00:41.454]Three alligators behind me, feel my skin is hard
[00:44.589]Transvestites, and people watch space parasites
[00:47.349]I left his head in the store, legs in the street
[00:50.023]Body on Wilcox, with blood dripping off my feet
[00:53.059]LAPD through gray clouds couldn't see me
[00:55.319]I first turned rainbow, closed my eyes, watch my brain glow
[00:58.358]People got scared and ranned away they think I'm weird
[01:01.133]I was born this way, halfsharkalligator
[01:04.844]Is he weird?
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[01:06.269][Chorus: Mr. Gerbik]
[01:06.828]Half-shark-alligator-half-man
[01:08.364]"Half man, half shark!"
[01:12.225]Half-shark-alligator-half-man
[01:16.565]"Half man, half shark!"
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[01:17.661][Verse 2: Mr. Gerbik]
[01:18.042]My vomit fluctuates, covers your skull like protoplasm
[01:20.597]Lightning bugs turn pink, on my tongue catches spasms
[01:23.165]Green elephants, I battle streets with a zebra
[01:26.244]My mechanism is more than Dionne's psychic voodoo
[01:29.039]African bees, snakeskin's cobra spit through you my medical passes
[01:32.007]You can't see, with 3D glasses
[01:33.413]Carbon dioxide, pull it right through 'em with gases
[01:35.039]My description dinosaur
[01:36.910]I was made half-shark-half-man, my skin is like razor blades
[01:40.501]Seven-oh-seven, Mr. Gerbik
[01:42.593]Verbally no one change my thoughts, animals fly from Philly
[01:45.205]My appetites more big it's time for wildebeests
[01:47.893]Adjust my skulls, seven eyes switch hydraulic turtles
[01:51.380]And shrimps, smack gorillas make 'em limp
[01:52.845]Half-shark-alligator-man
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[01:55.959][Chorus: Mr. Gerbik]
[01:56.997]Half-shark-alligator-half-man
[02:00.494]"Half man, half shark!"
[02:02.533]Half-shark-alligator-half-man
[02:06.806]"Half man, half shark!"
[02:08.814]Half-shark-alligator-half-man
[02:12.349]"Half man, half shark!"
[02:14.101]Half-shark-alligator-half-man
[02:16.533]"Half man, half shark!"
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[02:18.314][Verse 3: Mr. Gerbik]
[02:19.333]In my raw world, orangutangs dance for Thanksgiving
[02:21.885]With skeleton bones and skunk tails is my mission
[02:24.981]Holding backward raps to all my power packs
[02:27.517]Baboons clap, and girl horses wanna hit the sack
[02:30.729]With two bowls of ocean water, monkeys sniffin' ice
[02:33.100]Contact Jupiter fools Martians bring my rice
[02:36.314]I'm out flyin' with purple capes in the twilight
[02:39.646]Oooh ooh ooh, tonight's the night
[02:41.669]My oxygen region's New York to California
[02:45.198]Half-shark-alligator-half-man!
[02:50.111][Outro: PBS "Nature"]
[02:53.248]The water is deep, and it takes a supreme feat of strength to swim through the water plants while dragging a two hundred and fifty pound sambar...
[03:02.594]The crocodile's teeth are designed to seize and hold prey, not to cut through skin.
[03:08.971]During all the hours the sambar lay in the water they are unable to penetrate the deer's tough hide.
[03:17.277]The crocodiles make a few token objections; but in the end give up without the struggle