Birthday Card - Example.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : D. Culver/E. Gleave/J. Gardner
[00:01.00] 作曲 : D. Culver/E. Gleave/J. Gardner
[00:09.60]I was on my last warning from
[00:11.16]Mrs Example,
[00:12.15]Clean up my act stop being an a*****e,
[00:14.49]Didn't help my debacle,
[00:15.90]I'd just woken up from an all day, all night, filthy (barkle),
[00:19.50]Something quite (bait) about today's date,
[00:21.75]I'd was hard to locate
[00:22.83]I'd drunk too much
[00:23.64]Pernod, Took another swipe with my
[00:25.53]Mach 3 Turbo,
[00:26.79]Then it hit me like a raging inferno.
[00:29.16]I don't believe it
[00:30.96]I, Forgot her bloody birthday card,
[00:33.81]She won't be a happy gal,
[00:36.15]Forgot her bloody birthday card,
[00:38.88]She's gonna scream and yell,
[00:40.95]Forgot her bloody birthday card,
[00:43.35]She'll leave me man, she might as well,
[00:45.72]Forgot her bloody birthday card.
[00:48.06]I try to keep things relative,
[00:49.53]Never give [?] to myself if
[00:51.24]I can, But
[00:51.72]I can only think negative,
[00:53.19]Used to tell her shit like
[00:54.27]I'd lost my pen,
[00:55.20]Now there's a chance
[00:56.07]I'll never see her face again,
[00:57.63]So I walk a fine line, but it's not the end,
[01:00.06]See I bought her a voucher for
[01:01.65]H and M, She can get a new skirt and she'll look the part,
[01:04.86]And if it don't work pour out my heart,
[01:07.92]Look, yeah,
[01:09.03]I'm going to be completely honest with you,
[01:10.29]You know I love you, you know
[01:11.10]I respect you,
[01:11.79]At the end of the day, a birthday card,
[01:15.09]It's just a piece of paper isn't it?
[01:16.92]In an envelope.
[01:19.29]Yeah I know a voucher is a piece of paper too,
[01:21.72]Yeah, but you can get a skirt with that,
[01:23.19]Well you can get shoes then.
[01:26.49]Wait, nah that's bullshit,
[01:27.81]I can't do that,
[01:28.71]Can't sound like a wanker, (a girly chat),
[01:31.23]So I gotta make a dash for the petrol station,
[01:33.72]Cause their cards are perfect for any occasion,
[01:36.30]I drop my razor and splash my (boat),
[01:38.58]I grab some tracky-d's and a random coat,
[01:40.83]Then I'm on it with a wallet,
[01:42.06]And I hit the pavement,
[01:43.41]I'm running down the street with my face half shaven,
[01:50.37]I'm getting stronger and stronger my legs are burning,
[01:53.01]There's still hope yet just a couple of turn-in's,
[01:59.97]See the longer
[02:00.84]I wander the more
[02:01.89]I scream,
[02:02.58]She gets here at 10 and it's quarter to.
[02:05.07]I don't believe it
[02:06.96]I, Forgot her bloody birthday card,
[02:09.81]She won't be a happy gal,
[02:12.18]Forgot her bloody birthday card,
[02:14.88]She's gonna scream and yell,
[02:16.95]Forgot her bloody birthday card,
[02:19.35]She'll leave me man, she might as well,
[02:21.72]Forgot her bloody birthday card.
[02:24.21]I get to the garage,
[02:25.29]Panic scanning the rack, 99 percent of the range is all crap,
[02:28.98]Happy Birthday
[02:29.79]Dad, Worlds
[02:30.69]Best Mother,
[02:31.47]I Love You
[02:32.01]Sister, You're a
[02:33.00]Special Brother,
[02:33.84]No other bloody card with a cover for a lover,
[02:36.06]Plus I'm getting kinda stressed as
[02:37.47]I search for another,
[02:38.64]But this one struck me,
[02:39.78]It's pink and funky,
[02:40.86]With a cartoon print of a drunken monkey.
[02:48.00]There's a chance
[02:48.84]I'll make it
[02:49.41]I'm nearly done,
[02:50.58]I hand him the coins and it's time to run,
[02:57.60]Now it's 5 minutes too and
[02:59.07]I'm nearly home,
[03:00.21]I feel a vibration and check my phone.
[03:02.55]The message reads, "Honey, I'll be there shortly", "I just got off the bus and I've started walking",
[03:07.41]So like Kelly
[03:08.19]Holmes I sprint the home straight,
[03:09.81]I rip my tracky-d's as
[03:11.07]I hurdle the gate,
[03:12.18]I crash through the door,
[03:13.41]I fall up the stairs,
[03:14.73]Looking like
[03:15.30]I've been in intensive care,
[03:16.95]The Biro's ****ed, the pencil's broken,
[03:19.44]I grab a Magic
[03:20.22]Marker and write a token,
[03:21.84]Of my appreciation for her,
[03:24.15]And the things that make her so per-fect,
[03:27.63]****, there's the bell,
[03:28.98]I seal the envelope it should all be swell,
[03:31.29]Look, here she is, my
[03:32.64]Kiera Knightly,
[03:33.78]She gives me a kiss and
[03:35.07]I hug her tightly,
[03:36.21]She asks why
[03:36.87]I've only shaved half my face,
[03:38.64]And sweating like
[03:39.30]I've just come first in some race,
[03:41.25]I got up extra early,
[03:43.44]To exercise and stretch my thighs,
[03:45.72]So I could see my special girly,
[03:48.24]She looks in my eyes and sees my lies,
[03:50.49]With a dubious face she accepts the card,
[03:52.98]She reads it, drops it and slaps me hard,
[03:55.47]I open it up and prepare for doom,
[03:57.75]The text in the card reads
[03:59.16]Get Well Soon.
[04:00.30]I don't believe it
[04:02.16]I, Forgot her bloody birthday card,
[04:05.01]She won't be a happy gal,
[04:07.35]Forgot her bloody birthday card,
[04:10.08]She's gonna scream and yell,
[04:12.18]Forgot her bloody birthday card,
[04:14.55]She'll leave me man, she might as well,
[04:16.92]Forgot her bloody birthday card.
[04:19.47]Ok, I admit, yeah,
[04:22.71]I messed up big time,
[04:24.39]But have I got a surprise for you?
[04:27.39]Yep, nah man, wait for it,
[04:28.92]I booked us a table,
[04:31.02]At Nandos,
[04:31.80]No ser... where you going?,
[04:33.99]Serious, where you going?,
[04:37.44]It's only a card!