[00:01.241]PULITZER: Gentlemen, we need to sell more papers.[00:05.898]There's an answer right before your eyes, but you're just not thinking this through[00:11.679]Nunzio knows,[00:13.481]when he's cutting my hair[00:15.300]Trim a bit here[00:16.896]And then trim a bit there[00:18.979]Just a modest adjustment[00:20.558]Can fatten the bottom line[00:23.956]BUNSEN: What if we cut back personnel?[00:26.293]SEITZ: How about a few salary trims?[00:28.398]BUNSEN: We could lower the price of the paper[00:29.959]PULITZER: Bankrupting me even faster! Let me try again[00:36.778]Shaving is tricky[00:38.610]The razor should float[00:40.434]Shave me too close[00:41.992]And you may slit my throat[00:44.083]Its the simplest solutions that bolster the bottom line[00:49.070]BUNSEN: I've got it! If we charge the newsies sixty cents per hundred instead of fifty-[00:54.036]SEITZ: They'd have to sell ten more papers just to earn the same amount as always[00:57.180]PULITZER: My thought exactly. It's genius[01:01.118]HANNAH: It's gonna be awfully rough on those children[01:03.478]PULITZER: They'll be learning a real life lesson in economics.[01:06.886]I couldn't offer them a better education if they were my own[01:12.129]Give me a week and I'll train them to be[01:15.571]Like an army that's marching to war[01:19.224]Proud of themselves and so grateful to me[01:22.874]They'll be begging to pay even more![01:25.993]When there's dirt on our shoes, boys[01:28.050]For God's sake, relax![01:29.608]Why throw them out?[01:31.158]All we need is some wax[01:32.987]Listen well to these barbershop lessons[01:35.860]For they'll see you through[01:39.793]EMPLOYEES: When you're stuck in the muck you'll be fine[01:43.356]You'll erase any trace of decline[01:46.741]SEITZ: With a trim[01:47.768]HANNAH: And a snip[01:48.552]BUNSEN: And a shine![01:49.855]PULITZER: And the power of the press[01:51.426]Yes! Once again is mine![01:57.478]The price for the newsies goes up in the morning![02:00.343]Just a few common cents[02:02.179]Gents, that's the bottom line![02:05.316]EMPLOYEES: Every new outcome is income for you[02:09.535]Thanks to that bottom line!