[00:17.10]He goes 40 on the freeway[00:19.62]He plans his day 'round eBay[00:22.38]He'd rather watch Discovery Channel than an instant replay[00:25.98]Steve Jobs is his swami[00:28.08]He folds like origami[00:30.30]I want to bite his pencil neck and make him cry for mommy[00:35.61]Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees[00:40.44]I want to live his junior high fantasies[00:44.13]Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy[00:49.14]I'm just a sucker for a nerdy boy[00:59.82]He thinks DNA is pretty[01:02.49]CGI makes him giddy[01:04.50]He'll only listen to the mono version of Surf City[01:08.85]He smells like Hai Karate[01:10.89]Says Mulder wasn't dotty[01:13.80]I want to rip the clothes right off his ectomorphic body[01:18.42]Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees[01:23.28]I want to live his junior high fantasies[01:26.94]Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy[01:31.83]I'm just a sucker for a nerdy boy[01:34.83]His high water pants[01:50.28]The way he can't dance[01:54.57]If he wants romance[01:57.03]I say beam me up[02:00.12]You're suave and attaching,[02:02.40]Your socks are always matching[02:05.31]If you want me, better hope myopia is catching[02:08.79]'Cause I don't want an athlete[02:10.98]I tingle for a mathlete[02:13.26]He can count on me to give his head the loving that it needs[02:18.27]Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees[02:23.25]I want to live his junior high fantasies[02:26.91]Just one giant brain I'm his collectable toy[02:33.06]I am a sucker for a nerdy boy[02:33.93]For a nerdy boy[02:41.61]I want a nerdy boy[02:42.45]A dirty nerdy boy[02:42.87](spoken)[02:52.41]Why don't you take off those tighty-whities?[02:55.26]No, I don't think your butt looks pasty.[03:01.23]It reminds me of the sands of Tattooine[03:05.61]These sheets are very unusual -- is any part of you bionic?[03:14.52]Ooh![03:30.90]Oh[03:31.05](pant)[03:31.17](pant)[03:31.29](pant)[03:31.41](cough)[03:31.53](cough)[03:31.65]I think I need to borrow your inhaler!