Jubilation T. Cornpone - Stubby Kaye/Li'l Abner Ensemble.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Johnny Mercer/G. de Paul
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Johnny Mercer/G. de Paul
[00:00.000]Come you Jaja.
[00:01.370]Jaja honey you high time you knew that our town was founded by that beloved man or setting up there that beloved horse.
[00:07.499]Jubilation T. Cornpone.
[00:09.469]The greatest fighting General a military strategist of Confederacy ever knew.
[00:12.871]And all over the countryside there is monuments commemorating the name of his famous battles.
[00:17.495]Cornpone's disaster, Cornpone's misjudgment, Cornpone's catastrophe and Cornpone's humiliation!
[00:25.991]When we fought the Yankees and annihilation was near,
[00:30.336]Who was there to lead the charge that took us safe to the rear?
[00:34.798]Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone?
[00:38.057]Old "Toot your own horn - pone."
[00:40.577]Jubilation T. Cornpone, a man who knew no fear!
[00:47.704]When we almost had 'em but the issue still was in doubt,
[00:52.383]Who suggested the retreat that turned it into a rout?
[00:56.485]Why it was ... Jubilation T. Cornpone! She is right!
[00:59.600]Old "Tattered and torn - pone."
[01:02.120]Jubilation T. Cornpone, he kept us hidin' out!
[01:06.067]With our ammunition gone and faced with utter defeat,
[01:10.855]Who was it that burned the crops and left us nothing to eat?
[01:15.282]Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone?
[01:18.440]Old "September Morn - pone."
[01:20.905]Jubilation T. Cornpone, the pants blown off his seat!
[01:24.667]HURRY!
[01:30.077]When it seemed like our brave boys might keep on fighting for months,
[01:34.896]Who took pity on them and ca-pit-u-lated at once?
[01:39.161]Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone; Unshaven and shorn - pone.
[01:44.892]Jubilation T. Cornpone, he weren't nobody's dunce!
[01:48.773]Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone; Unshaven and shorn - pone.
[01:54.153]Jubilation T. Cornpone, he weren't nobody's dunce!
[01:59.129]History says that General Grant was pretty good with a jug.
[02:03.971]Who went drink for drink with him and wound up under the rug?
[02:07.748]Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone, Passed out until morn pone.
[02:13.545]Jubilation T. Cornpone his whiskers in his mug.
[02:17.810]Hearing that a Northern spy had come to town for the night.
[02:23.012]Who gained entrance to her room and lost glorious fight.
[02:26.943]Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone?
[02:30.299]Old weary and worn pone.
[02:32.771]Jubilation T. Cornpone.
[02:34.853]He fought all through the night.
[02:41.645]There at Appomattox Lee and Grant were present of course.
[02:46.532]As Lee swept a tear away who swept the back of his horse?
[02:50.607]Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone,
[02:54.071]Old Treat them with scorn pone.
[02:56.664]Jubilation T. Cornpone.
[02:58.491]A picture of remorse.
[03:00.434]Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone.
[03:03.564]Old weary and worn pone.
[03:06.042]Jubilation T. Cornpone.
[03:08.092]He really saved the day!