[00:00.00] 作词 : Howard Ashman[00:01.00] 作曲 : Alan Menken[00:05.15]I admit that in the past[00:06.38]I've been a nasty[00:07.49]They weren't kidding[00:08.18]When they called me[00:09.12]Well, a witch[00:10.07]But you'll find that nowadays[00:11.24]I've mended all my ways[00:12.64]Repented[00:13.45]Seen the light and made a switch[00:15.19]And I fortunately know a little magic[00:17.58]It's a talent that I always have possessed[00:20.17]And here lately[00:21.18]Please don't laugh[00:22.01]I use it on behalf of the miserable[00:23.99]Lonely and depressed, pathetic[00:25.71]Poor unfortunate souls[00:27.87]In pain, in need[00:30.31]This one longing to be thinner[00:31.97]That one wants to get the girl[00:33.00]And do I help them?[00:34.23]Yes, indeed[00:35.88]Poor unfortunate souls[00:38.00]So sad, so true[00:40.60]They come flocking to my cauldron[00:41.94]Crying, "Spells, Ursula please!"[00:43.46]And I help them?[00:44.74]Yes, I do[00:50.92]Now it's happened once or twice[00:52.16]Someone couldn't pay the price[00:53.45]And I'm afraid[00:54.14]I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals[00:56.00]Yes, I've had the odd complaint[00:57.36]But on the whole I've been a saint[00:58.61]To those poor unfortunate souls[01:01.47]Poor unfortunate souls[01:03.50]In pain, in need[01:06.04]This one longing to be thinner[01:07.53]That one wants to get the girl[01:08.77]And do I help them?[01:10.01]Yes, indeed[01:11.39]Poor unfortunate souls[01:13.76]So sad, so true[01:16.38]They come flocking to my cauldron[01:17.73]Crying, "Spells, Ursula please!"[01:19.23]And I help them?[01:20.41]Yes, I do[01:26.75]The men up there don't like a lot of blabber[01:28.89]They think a girl who gossips is a bore[01:31.85]Yes, on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word[01:34.29]And after all, dear[01:35.28]What is idle prattle for?[01:37.60]They're not all that impressed with conversation[01:40.06]True gentlemen avoid it when they can[01:42.78]But they dote and swoon and fawn on a lady who's withdrawn[01:45.50]It's she who holds her tongue who gets her man[01:46.95]Come on, you poor unfortunate soul[01:49.60]Go ahead, make your choice[01:51.99]I'm a very busy woman[01:53.48]And I haven't got all day[01:54.70]It won't cost much[01:55.96]Just your voice[01:57.28]You poor unfortunate soul[01:59.81]It's sad but true[02:02.64]If you want to cross a bridge[02:03.84]You've got to pay the toll[02:05.02]Take a gulp and take a breath[02:06.23]And go ahead and sign the scroll[02:07.85]Poor unfortunate souls[02:09.98]In pain, in need[02:12.40]This one longing to be thinner[02:13.86]That one wants to get the girl[02:15.13]And do I help them?[02:16.56]Yes, indeed[02:18.04]Poor unfortunate souls[02:20.11]In pain, in need[02:22.67]They come flocking to my cauldron[02:24.17]Crying, "Spells, Ursula please!"[02:25.70]And I help them?[02:26.77]Yes, I do[02:28.64]Haha[02:32.74]Hahaa...