[00:00.00] 作曲 : Riki Lindhome[00:04.45]Everyone knows m*******as dangerous[00:06.30]And medical pot is really strong[00:07.88]Thats why its so hard it California[00:09.75]To get your **** card[00:10.94]Unless somethings really wrong[00:15.54]Gonna pay a visit to my doctor[00:17.00]Its a long shot but I gotta try[00:19.20]She hands me a list of all the ailments[00:20.99]I can have to qualify[00:22.65]Cant believe what I am reading[00:24.52]This is just what Ive been needing[00:26.32]A government supply[00:27.98]To get legally high[00:30.17]**** card, thats what I need[00:32.84]Hardly ever, okay, always[00:35.53]But its not an addiction[00:37.36]Cause my doctor gave me a prescription[00:43.47]You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams or anxiety[00:46.75]Propensity for drugs or alcohol,[00:48.52]Anorexia or Obesity[00:50.35]Too fat, too thin, either way you win[00:53.77]Carpal tunnel syndrome, color blindness,[00:55.95]St-st-stuttering, t-t-tooth decay[00:57.81]Fatigue, depression, motion sickness,[00:59.47]Impotence or **J[01:01.34]You can smoke to quit cigarettes[01:03.21]For asthma or mother f*****g Tourettes[01:04.98]Its a dream come true[01:06.42]Theres nothing pot cant do[01:08.44]**** card, thats what I need[01:11.48]Hardly ever, okay, always[01:14.35]But its not an addiction[01:16.13]Cause my doctor gave me a prescription[01:21.87]Got back pain need mary jane[01:23.54]Cant handle this, need c******s[01:25.49]Got a stomach ache, gotta wake and bake[01:27.34]Have an injury, need tch[01:29.80]Get f****d up for your hyperhydrosis[01:31.85]Which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis[01:34.51]Its not a crime, its 4:20 time[01:38.62]**** card, thats what I need[01:41.75]Hardly ever, okay, always[01:44.33]But its not an addiction[01:45.96]Cause my doctor gave me a prescription