[00:00.00] 作词 : Robert Earl Keen[00:01.00] 作曲 : Robert Earl Keen[00:21.54]Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk[00:26.25]At our Christmas party[00:30.42]We were drinkin' champagne punch[00:36.00]And homemade eggnog[00:39.06]Little sister brought her new boyfriend[00:44.88]He was a Mexican[00:46.86]We didn't know what to think of him[00:50.22]Til he sang Feliz Navidad[00:52.02]Feliz Navidad[00:52.92]Brother Ken brought his kids with him[01:07.89]The three from his first wife Lynn[01:12.18]And the two identical twins[01:15.24]From his second wife Mary Nell[01:20.67]Of course he brought his new wife Kaye[01:24.69]Who talks all about AA[01:28.83]Chain smokin' while the stereo plays[01:31.92]Noel, Noel, The first Noel[01:45.42]Carve the turkey turn the ball game on[01:47.70]Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone[01:53.67]Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store[01:57.63]We need some ice and an extension cord[02:02.19]A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite[02:05.88]A box of pampers , some Marlboro Lights[02:10.11]Hallelujah everybody say cheese[02:13.35]Merry Christmas from the family[02:26.76]Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen[02:30.87]I can't remember how I'm kin to them[02:34.95]But when they tried to plug their motor home in[02:38.37]They blew our christmas lights[02:43.41]Cousin David knew just what went wrong[02:47.46]So we all waited on our front lawn[02:51.60]He threw the breaker and the lights came on[02:54.78]And we sang Silent Night[02:57.33]Oh Silent Night o' holy night[03:08.49]Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on[03:10.68]Mix Bloody Marys cause we all want one[03:16.68]Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go[03:20.64]We need some celery and a can of fake snow[03:24.81]A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite[03:28.92]A box of midol, some Salem Lights[03:33.18]Hallelujah everybody say cheese[03:36.30]Merry Christmas from the family Feliz Navidad.