[00:00.00] 作词 : Shorty B/T. Shaw[00:01.00] 作曲 : Shorty B/T. Shaw[00:24.27]H-e-a-d,[00:25.26]All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p[00:27.84]You're just a big freak, you better not complain,[00:30.72]When you hear these *******tails and you hear your name.[00:33.39]If you a fake mother****er, ain't no thing[00:36.42]I'll pick up the phone and call janine.[00:38.97]If i call marie, i know for a fact[00:41.67]I'm gettin ****ed in my drop top Cadillac[00:44.73]I met this freak named naomi[00:47.46]Straight dicksucker worked me and my homies.[00:50.13]She had a girlfriend, her name was vicki[00:53.01]I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick.[00:55.50]She was fine as ****, but can't **** with tina[00:58.62]Tina, tina, the sperm cleana.[01:00.93]I took her to my house and told her strip[01:04.08]Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.[01:06.45]I said, "****!!! do what you want[01:09.33]Cause this true blue mack won't even front".[01:12.27]I ****ed her with my finger, she tried to cum[01:15.18]Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none[01:18.60]I'm too $hort baby couldn't be no punk[01:20.58]I'm trying to get freaky cause i love the funk[01:22.95]My dick is big and her pussy had a little one,[01:25.71]I didn't **** her freaky ass, but it was still fun.[01:28.53]I know you stop and wonder just what it is..[01:31.38]It's the california lifestyle that i live.[01:37.11]My name is short, my game is long[01:38.01]I freak these hoes and sing these songs.[01:39.87]I know this girl named annette[01:42.75]Get her all alone and she'll suck your dick[01:45.18]Hella freaky...won't say no for dick[01:47.82]You and her all alone, pussy that's your dick.[01:50.91]I know another freak her name's joanne[01:53.67]I always get the shit cuz i know i can[01:56.52]Finest **** around, ain't got no man[01:58.92]Everytime she cross my mind i go **** her again.[02:01.74]She's like another bitch named christine[02:04.29]Dumb bitch so dumb, i named her misdemeanor[02:07.17]Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb[02:10.14]I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth[02:13.53]You know i did all that shit[02:15.27]She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that bitch,[02:18.09]And go dig in them guts like a gardener,[02:20.55]If she starts screamin', I'm gonna **** the bitch harder.[02:23.70]Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales[02:26.82]These are the tales i tell so well[02:29.10]You don't like my dirty rap you can go to hell[02:31.86]Cuz sahort dogg's on the mike tellin' bitchtails.[02:33.93]I meet the groupies, hookers like kathy,[02:37.83]****ing m.c.'s cause she's so nasty,[02:40.44]See her backstage trying to throw that ass,[02:42.81]She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that shit[02:46.92]You can't stop the shit[02:48.42]Let her roll on my rolls then i drop the shit[02:51.36]My name is short my game is long[02:54.18]I freak these hoes and sing these songs.[02:57.39]I know another girl named stephanie[02:59.70]Do anything she can to have sex with me[03:02.37]She really don't bring out the best in me[03:05.01]But i love her fine ass laying next to me.[03:07.95]She's like another freak named nicole[03:10.77]So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold[03:13.53]I took her to my house, she gave me the panties[03:16.32]I ****ed her so good she told her friend named angie.[03:19.23]Angie called me up about two weeks later[03:21.87]Talking some shit about do me player[03:24.27]So i did her just like tamara,[03:26.61]Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.[03:29.94]Next they told a girl named rocquelle[03:32.55]Got my skin all under her fingernails[03:35.37]She was diggin in my back while i grind the shit[03:38.10]That was way back now i can't find the shit[03:40.77]But if i do, i'll probably do the same again[03:43.62]Break the shit for everything cuz i came to pimp.[03:46.47]I'm too short baby, i don't stop mackin[03:49.38]I grab the microphone and i don't stop rappin[03:51.93]You can bet your life as i spit these raps[03:54.72]I'll be ****ing em' up like that...shit.[03:57.99]I know another trick her name was shery,[04:00.24]I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married[04:02.79]Bitch so good and i do mean very...[04:05.76]Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy.[04:08.70]I'm short dogg ain't nothing nice[04:11.25]You ever make me mad and i'll **** your wife[04:13.86]Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick.[04:16.92]I guess i'll pull it out and just cum on your *******[04:19.26]Like my other little tramp named erika[04:22.23]Anywhere i want to **** that's where i ****[04:24.81]Cuz she's the freakiest bitch in america[04:27.84]Everytime i get the pussy i just tear it up....[04:30.69]Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales[04:33.54]These are the tales that i tell so well[04:35.85]You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell[04:38.58]Cuz short dogg is on the mike telling bitchtales!!!!!!!!!