[00:04.27]The samples won't delay, but the cable-[00:06.87]There's another way[00:07.89]Say something - anything[00:09.97]Test - one, two, three-[00:12.64]Anything but that[00:16.81]This is weird[00:17.75]It's weird[00:18.62]Very weird[00:19.63]******' weird[00:20.56]I'm so mad that I don't know what to do[00:24.13]Fighting with microphones[00:25.97]Freezing down to my bones[00:27.94]And to top it all off I'm with you[00:31.71]Feel like going insane?[00:33.52]Got a fire in your brain?[00:35.36]And you're thinking of drinking gasoline?[00:39.28]As a matter of fact-[00:40.98]Honey, I know this act[00:43.20]It's called the "Tango Maureen"[00:46.85]The Tango Maureen[00:50.61]It's a dark, dizzy merry-go-round[00:54.21]As she keeps you dangling[00:57.61]You're wrong[00:58.67]You're heart she is mangling[01:00.60]It's different with me[01:02.09]And you toss and you turn[01:03.55]'Cause her cold eyes can burn[01:05.39]Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound[01:09.07]I think I know what you mean[01:12.19]The Tango Maureen![01:16.76]Has she ever pouted her lips[01:20.05]And called you "Pookie"?[01:22.89]Never[01:24.22]Have you ever doubted a kiss or two?[01:28.00]This is spooky[01:31.59]Did you swoon when She walked through the door?[01:34.52]Every time - so be cautious[01:39.54]Did she moon over other boys - ?[01:42.15]More than moon[01:43.08]I'm getting nauseous[01:55.45]Where'd you learn to tango?[01:57.39]With the French Ambassador's daughter in her dorm room at Miss Porter's. And you?[02:02.83]With Nanetter Himmelfarb[02:04.08]The Rabbi's daughter at the Scarsdale Jewish Community Center[02:09.01]It's hard to do this backwards[02:12.05]You should try it in heels![02:35.03]She cheated[02:36.02]She cheated[02:37.28]Maureen cheated[02:38.03]******' cheated[02:38.44]I'm defeated, I should give up right now[02:42.23]Gotta look on the bright side[02:44.38]With all of your might[02:46.13]I'd fall for her still anyhow[02:49.89]When you're dancing her dance[02:51.51]You don't stand a chance[02:53.67]Her grip of romance makes you fall[02:57.12]So you think, might as well...[02:59.25]...dance a tango to hell[03:01.52]"At least I'll have tangoed at all"[03:04.78]The Tango Maureen[03:08.35]Gotta dance 'til your diva is through[03:12.25]You pretend to believe her 'cause in the end - you can't leave her[03:19.69]But the end it will come[03:21.50]Still you have to play dumb[03:23.48]'Til you're glum and you bum[03:25.84]And turn blue[03:27.80]Why do we love when she's mean?[03:31.03]And she can be obscene[03:36.42]My Maureen[03:43.33]The Tango Maureen!