[00:07.42]MAX![00:15.1]Max had a car that's really sweet[00:16.78]Doesn't wear a seatbelt cause that's for geeks[00:18.64]Not just that but it chafs his neck[00:20.48]And he thinks it's stupid as heck[00:22.59]Max! Max! Max![00:25.68]Max has got a car![00:27.24]Yeah, a car![00:29.2]A two door freakin' car![00:31.14]It's fast! It's fast![00:33.15]It's really freakin' fast![00:35.6]And, it is, really badass![00:38.65]Max doesn't stop at stop signs[00:40.17]Cause they're retarded[00:41.90]What is that smell[00:43.12]I'm smelling?[00:44.13]He just farted[00:45.83]Never signals while changing lanes[00:47.64]Drives with no hands cause he's insane[00:49.46]And if you think that is absurd[00:51.34]He'll turn to you and flip a bird[00:53.23]Max! Max! Max![00:56.35]Max has got a car![00:57.97]Yeah, a car![00:59.70]A two door freakin' car![01:01.55]It has, gold rims![01:03.78]They are really sick![01:05.58]Yeah, like, Max![01:07.41]Max is really sick![01:08.96]He talks on his cell phone[01:10.59]He doesn't use a bluetooth[01:12.60]And if you dent his car[01:14.48]He'll hit your face like Babe Ruth[01:16.27]Uses the most expensive gas[01:17.99]His driving skills are unsurpassed[01:19.65]Does doughnuts every chance he gets[01:21.60]He's even cooler than Pete Wentz[01:23.79]Max! Max! Max![01:26.80]Max has got a car![01:28.36]Yeah, a car![01:30.24]A two door freakin' car![01:32.21]He will, get his, license in six months[01:36.8]But now, he has, a provisional license[01:39.52]Wait![01:40.31]He only has his provisional driver's license?[01:42.86]But that means he needs a parent riding in the car at all times![01:45.43]What!?[01:46.85]His mom's been in the back seat the whole time?[01:49.12]So she's condoning these illegal activities!?[01:51.98]Shame on you, Max's mom! Shame![01:54.8]Max![01:55.18]Look out![01:55.99]A cliff![01:56.77]Right in front of you![01:58.37]Yeah![01:59.47]A cliff![02:00.45]A big ass freakin' cliff![02:02.17]Crap![02:03.50]You are, flying off a cliff![02:05.95]I hope, you are, wearing your seatbelt![02:09.81]Oh and he's not wearing his seatbelt[02:13.3]I guess he didn't like how it felt[02:16.83]Now he's broken his manly legs[02:20.66]Max, hope you won't repeat the same mistakes[02:25.71]MAX!