Hardcore Max 2 - Smosh.mp3

Hardcore Max 2 - Smosh.mp3
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[00:07.42]MAX! [00:15.1]M...
[00:07.42]MAX!
[00:15.1]Max had a car that's really sweet
[00:16.78]Doesn't wear a seatbelt cause that's for geeks
[00:18.64]Not just that but it chafs his neck
[00:20.48]And he thinks it's stupid as heck
[00:22.59]Max! Max! Max!
[00:25.68]Max has got a car!
[00:27.24]Yeah, a car!
[00:29.2]A two door freakin' car!
[00:31.14]It's fast! It's fast!
[00:33.15]It's really freakin' fast!
[00:35.6]And, it is, really badass!
[00:38.65]Max doesn't stop at stop signs
[00:40.17]Cause they're retarded
[00:41.90]What is that smell
[00:43.12]I'm smelling?
[00:44.13]He just farted
[00:45.83]Never signals while changing lanes
[00:47.64]Drives with no hands cause he's insane
[00:49.46]And if you think that is absurd
[00:51.34]He'll turn to you and flip a bird
[00:53.23]Max! Max! Max!
[00:56.35]Max has got a car!
[00:57.97]Yeah, a car!
[00:59.70]A two door freakin' car!
[01:01.55]It has, gold rims!
[01:03.78]They are really sick!
[01:05.58]Yeah, like, Max!
[01:07.41]Max is really sick!
[01:08.96]He talks on his cell phone
[01:10.59]He doesn't use a bluetooth
[01:12.60]And if you dent his car
[01:14.48]He'll hit your face like Babe Ruth
[01:16.27]Uses the most expensive gas
[01:17.99]His driving skills are unsurpassed
[01:19.65]Does doughnuts every chance he gets
[01:21.60]He's even cooler than Pete Wentz
[01:23.79]Max! Max! Max!
[01:26.80]Max has got a car!
[01:28.36]Yeah, a car!
[01:30.24]A two door freakin' car!
[01:32.21]He will, get his, license in six months
[01:36.8]But now, he has, a provisional license
[01:39.52]Wait!
[01:40.31]He only has his provisional driver's license?
[01:42.86]But that means he needs a parent riding in the car at all times!
[01:45.43]What!?
[01:46.85]His mom's been in the back seat the whole time?
[01:49.12]So she's condoning these illegal activities!?
[01:51.98]Shame on you, Max's mom! Shame!
[01:54.8]Max!
[01:55.18]Look out!
[01:55.99]A cliff!
[01:56.77]Right in front of you!
[01:58.37]Yeah!
[01:59.47]A cliff!
[02:00.45]A big ass freakin' cliff!
[02:02.17]Crap!
[02:03.50]You are, flying off a cliff!
[02:05.95]I hope, you are, wearing your seatbelt!
[02:09.81]Oh and he's not wearing his seatbelt
[02:13.3]I guess he didn't like how it felt
[02:16.83]Now he's broken his manly legs
[02:20.66]Max, hope you won't repeat the same mistakes
[02:25.71]MAX!
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