[00:00.00] 作词 : Phil Ochs[00:01.00] 作曲 : Phil Ochs[00:02.77]Oh I'm just a typical American boy[00:05.34]from a typical American town[00:07.67]I believe in God and Senator Dodd[00:10.25]and a keeping old Castro down[00:12.79]And when it came my time to serve[00:15.17]I knew better dead than red[00:17.55]But when I got to my old draft[00:19.87]board buddy[00:20.63]this is what I said[00:22.43]Sarge I'm only eighteen[00:24.03]I got a ruptured spleen[00:25.26]And I always carry a purse[00:27.58]I got eyes like a bat[00:29.04]and my feet are flat[00:30.31]and my asthma's getting worse[00:32.68]Yes think of my career[00:34.00]my sweetheart dear[00:35.16]and my poor old invalid aunt[00:37.55]Besides I ain't no fool[00:38.81]I'm a going to school[00:39.99]And I'm working in a dee fense plant[00:43.84]I've got a dislocated disc[00:45.00]and a racked up back[00:46.47]I'm allergic to flowers and bugs[00:48.71]And when the bombshell hits,[00:49.83]I get epileptic fits[00:50.90]And I'm addicted to a thousand drugs[00:53.56]I got the weakness woes,[00:54.86]I can't touch my toes[00:56.17]I can hardly reach my knees[00:58.47]And if the enemy ever came close to me[01:00.96]Well, I'd probably start to sneeze[01:03.75]I'm only eighteen,[01:05.02]I got a ruptured spleen[01:06.28]And I always carry a purse[01:08.63]I got eyes like a bat,[01:10.02]and my feet are flat[01:11.15]My asthma's getting worse[01:13.63]Consider my career,[01:14.96]my sweetheart dear[01:16.13]My poor old invalid aunt[01:18.53]Besides, I ain't no fool,[01:19.83]I'm a going to school[01:21.14]And I'm working in a defense plant[01:24.82]I hate Chou En Lai,[01:26.21]and I hope he dies[01:27.28]But I think you gotta see[01:29.59]That if someone's gotta go over there[01:32.01]That someone isn't me[01:34.35]So, have a ball, Sarge,[01:35.94]watch em fall[01:37.03]Yeah, kill me a thousand or so[01:39.12]And if you ever get a war[01:40.59]without any gore[01:41.57]Well, I'll be the first to go[01:44.11]yes, I'm only eighteen,[01:45.64]I got a ruptured spleen[01:46.94]And I always carry a purse[01:49.34]I got eyes like a bat,[01:50.78]and my feet are flat[01:51.95]My asthma's getting worse[01:54.41]yes consider my career,[01:55.56]my sweetheart dear[01:56.91]my rubber tree plant[01:59.18]Besides, I ain't no fool,[02:00.76]I'm a going to school[02:02.11]And I'm working in a defense plant[02:05.46]