Asgore Runs Over Dess - Man on the Internet/Bub8les.mp3

[00:00.001]Driving in my truck
[00:01.872]Right after a beer
[00:04.205]Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
[00:08.053]DUI?
[00:09.835]How about you die?
[00:11.886]I'll go a hundred miles
[00:14.779]An hour!!
[00:16.193]Little do you know
[00:17.992]I filled up on gas
[00:20.127]Imma get your fountain-making ass
[00:24.154]Pulverize this f*ck
[00:25.940]With my Bergentrück!
[00:27.913]It seems you're out of luck!
[00:31.023]TRUCK!!
[00:33.172]Beer is on the seat
[00:33.959]Blood is on the grass
[00:35.164]Won't admit defeat
[00:35.968]With cops right up my ass
[00:37.164]You may have a fleet
[00:37.903]But still I'm driving fast
[00:38.957]I'll never be passed
[00:41.125]I just saved the world
[00:42.030]From the darkest founts
[00:43.190]Killed a little girl
[00:44.035]Better for the town :p
[00:45.181]Gave this truck a whirl
[00:46.058]Heavy is my crown
[00:47.000]But I won't go down!
[00:49.102]Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
[00:51.109]Seven beers are all I need
[00:53.133]Try, just try, but I will lead!
[00:54.921]I bet that you're peeing your pants
[00:57.207]Drive, drive, drive, but I'll still speed!
[00:59.121]Seven beers, a pinch of weed
[01:00.833]Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
[01:02.985]Some more to proceed!
[01:05.078]Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
[01:07.183]Seven beers are all I need
[01:09.117]Try, just try, but I will lead!
[01:10.908]I bet that you're peeing your pants
[01:13.142]Drive, drive, drive, but I'll still speed!
[01:15.080]Seven beers, a pinch of weed
[01:16.923]Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
[01:18.188]Some more to proceed!
[01:21.119]Shit
[01:22.584]Did my dumbass just really hit a tree?
[01:26.340]Now I get up on my feet, and try to flee
[01:30.400]But I can't run :(
[01:31.604]Was it maybe all that weed?
[01:34.660]If I speak to them, maybe I'll be free!
[01:38.534]But they've got guns :0
[01:39.555]What happens when they see my weed :(
[01:42.725]Did I really just rhyme weed with weed?
[01:46.392]Alright, listen
[01:48.634]I can't be arrested!
[01:49.761]I'm like the mountain king or some shit in another universe!
[01:54.117]And that deer has some powers!
[01:55.726]I'm doing this world a favor
[01:58.372]Please...
[01:59.527]Don't lock me up?
[02:01.101]I just saved the world
[02:01.729]My thanks is 30 years to life
[02:02.828]For that girl to be alive
[02:03.680]And me to miss my wife :(
[02:04.833]Can't be in a cage
[02:05.892]All my flowers gonna die
[02:06.805]I've got a growing kid (boy) to raise
[02:07.760]I need her butterscotch pie
[02:08.927]Imma start hiding, see?
[02:09.719]I can only cry and mope
[02:10.803]There'll be a friend inside of me
[02:11.848]If I drop the f*cking soap
[02:12.900]I just wanna go home :(
[02:13.967]Wish I hadn't gotten stoned
[02:14.922]Now I'm stuck behind bars
[02:15.846]While my wife is getting boned!
[02:18.107]K-Dot
[02:19.218]I'll miss you
[02:20.581]Go seal that dark fountain
[02:22.222]Also, f*ck Sans
[02:24.072]And his convenience store
[02:34.103]Running for my life
[02:35.904]From this psychopath
[02:38.083]Chase me in his car
[02:39.423]Looks like my ass is grass
[02:42.108]Think I'm gonna die
[02:43.747]This is a hate crime
[02:45.873]OH GOD HOLY SHI-
[02:52.895]Well, that sucked
[02:54.778]That dude's such a prick
[02:56.786]But now that I'm dead
[02:58.537]I'm that aura farming b*tch
[03:00.939]Joke's on you
[03:02.796]You sad wifeless dude
[03:04.764]You should kill yourself
[03:09.260]Oh no, not again!