[00:02.41]MacArthur Parker:Troy, Mac Parker. Ever hear of...Planet of the Apes?[00:06.52]Troy:Eh, the movie or the planet?[00:08.83]MacArthur Parker:The brand new multi-million dollar musical![00:11.85]And you are starring... as the human.[00:15.78]Troy:It's the part I was born to play, baby![00:28.52]Gorilla 1:Help, the human's about to escape![00:30.74]Troy:Get your paws off me, you dirty ape![00:34.57]Gorilla 2:He can talk![00:35.86]Orangutans:He can talk! He can talk![00:37.70]He can talk! He can talk![00:38.32]He can talk! He can talk![00:39.86]Troy:I can siiiiiiiing![00:43.41]Chimp Nurse:Ooh, help me, Dr. Zaius![00:47.48]Orangutans:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius![00:49.92]Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius![00:52.48]Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius![00:54.47]Oh, Dr. Zaius![00:56.70]Orangutan 1:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius![00:57.84]Troy:What's wrong with me?[00:59.14]Dr. Zaius:I think you're crazy.[01:00.48]Troy:Want a second opinion.[01:01.73]Dr. Zaius:You're also lazy.[01:03.28]Orangutans:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius![01:05.41]Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius![01:07.95]Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius![01:09.81]Oh, Dr. Zaius![01:12.70]Orangutan 1:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius![01:13.37]Troy:Can I play the piano anymore?[01:15.78]Dr. Zaius:Of course you can.[01:17.00]Troy:Well, I couldn't before.[01:23.53]Orangutans:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius![01:26.14]Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius![01:28.68]Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius![01:30.50]Oh, Dr. Zaius![01:32.79]Orangutan 1:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius![01:34.18]Orangutans:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius![01:36.32]Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius![01:38.85]Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius![01:40.92]Oh, Dr. Zaius![01:43.48]Bart:This play has everything.[01:46.20]Homer:Oh, I love legitimate the-a-ter.[01:58.11]Troy:I hate every ape I see[02:01.74]From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,[02:06.00]No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.[02:13.71]Oh, my God, I was wrong,[02:16.98]It was Earth all along.[02:20.85]You finally made a monkey...[02:24.31]Ape:Yes we finally made a monkey...[02:27.64]Troy and Apes:Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me![02:42.50]Troy:I love you, Dr. Zaius![02:50.42]Thank you! It's great to be back![02:52.58]I just want to say I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady,[02:57.20]my always outrageous fiancee, Selma! Take a bow, sugarbeet![03:02.10]Selma:Oh.[03:04.46]Homer:Down in front!