[00:00.000] 作词 : Sam Stillerman[00:01.000] 作曲 : Sam Stillerman[00:12.434]I hate my ****in' boss, and I hate my ****in' job[00:15.731]I hate my dumb ex-wife and her stupid boyfriend cop[00:19.020]I hate all other countries, and I hate when people talk[00:22.280]But boy, do I love being home alone and jerkin' off[00:25.699]I jerk off all the time, I jerk off everyday[00:28.764]I jerk off every night in my jacked up Chevrolet[00:32.202]I jerk off when I'm sleepin', and I jerk when I'm awake[00:35.622]And boy, I love to walk down busy streets and masturbate[00:38.648]I jerk off on the couch, I'm jerkin' off right now[00:42.120]I jerk off to the thought of jerkin' off and holy cow[00:45.367]I'm deputy of ding-dong drummin', triple grippin', tater tuggin'[00:49.193]King of crankin' off my junk, and that's the only thing I love[00:52.728]In my dirty muddy pickup, drivin' bumpy with my dick up[00:55.986]Bustin' all up in my dip cup, I'm the boss of bein' bricked up[00:59.188]Blistered knuckles, I won't quit, I'm bustin' nuts while on the shitter[01:02.240]Whiskey wranglin', tipsy twister, jerkin' off is why I live[01:05.767]I'm the big rig, bone rubbin', sock stained stroke[01:08.772]Lovin' wizard of the wiener, jerkin' off is all I need[01:13.452]I jerk off all the time, I jerk off everyday[01:16.469]I jerk off every night in my jacked up Chevrolet[01:19.787]I jerk off when I'm sleepin', and I jerk when I'm awake[01:23.122]And boy, I love to walk down busy streets and masturbate[01:26.381]I jerk off on the couch, I'm jerkin' off right now[01:29.701]I jerk off to the thought of jerkin' off and holy cow[01:33.076]I'm deputy of ding-dong drummin', triple grippin', tater tuggin'[01:36.756]King of crankin' off my junk, and that's the only thing I love