[00:00.00] 作曲 : Angela Marie Webber[00:00.13]When I was first learning of love as a teenager[00:04.91]One source gave me all my ideas and theories[00:09.31]Jane Austen's masterpiece work, Pride and Prejudice[00:13.81]Or actually, the 1995 BBC mini-series[00:18.10]Oh that Mr.Darcy, so gruff and so distant[00:22.31]With a sensitive spirit just waiting to shine[00:27.05]There's a good reason that women love jerks[00:30.99]It seems like a fantastic idea at the time[02:57.02][02:39.70][01:28.41][00:35.89]Oh, oh, oh, Mr.Darcy[03:01.52][02:43.86][01:32.76][00:39.99]Oh, oh, oh, Colin Firth[03:05.77][00:44.35]You're tall, dark, and handsome[03:08.02][00:46.70]You're charming and wonderful[03:10.43][00:49.00]No other men are worth half what you're worth[00:53.39]When I was 19 I traveled to Europe[00:57.61]To study and learn and go clubbing and drink[01:01.99]There was a cute boy in my history lessons[01:06.44]Who hailed from near London and mostly ignored me[01:10.99]So, of course, I fell for him and his charming voice[01:14.99]His detachment and rudeness got me in a snap[01:19.54]He finally noticed me at the end of semester[01:23.95]Took me on one date and treated me like crap[02:48.06][01:37.00]You wily old bastard, you wonderful specimen[02:52.67][01:41.71]You've messed up the hearts of young girls 'round the earth[02:04.52]If you meet a gentleman hailing from England[02:08.36]Don't be so impressed; hold on to your heart[02:13.35]Just because a guy has a British accent[02:17.21]Does not mean he's witty or decent or smart.[02:22.10]If a boy treats you with tasteful indifference[02:26.41]If he is handsome, but bristly and cold[02:30.66]Don't be intrigued just because he's ignoring you[02:35.15]Not every asshole has a heart of gold