[00:00.000] 作词 : Xtha[00:01.000] 作曲 : xXtha[00:24.169]Hey, Hey friend[00:25.608]You've got quite the funny brand[00:26.990]Let me lend you a costly hand[00:28.333]I'm your friendly garbage Salesman[00:29.769]Hey, Hey kid[00:31.572]I've got sales you can't ignore[00:33.034]Subscribe to get a little more[00:34.214]When you step inside my Deals store[00:35.799]Here's some fun facts![00:37.703]l used to be the biggest guy in town[00:39.428]Number one[00:40.449]All around[00:41.281]Salesman[00:42.108]Signed a contract[00:43.669]One phone call later had the sales hot[00:45.470]All it bought[00:46.640]Jackpot[00:47.225]A BIG SHOT[00:48.100]But when your life has gone[00:49.623]Down The Drain[00:50.799]And you feel ashamed[00:52.243]My Hyperlink remains blocked[00:53.200][Blocked][00:55.540]How?How can you be[00:57.560]A BIG SHOT like me?[00:59.000]Just find me the Key[01:00.340]One time only deal!!![01:02.040]And speaking of you[01:03.590]It's your big debut[01:05.050]That Heart looks orand new[01:06.485]Let's put it to use[01:08.060]Now let's blow your mind[01:09.490]This contract was signed[01:11.200]The print's pretty fine[01:12.550]That Heart will be mine[01:14.000]Now you must agree[01:15.830]To what I foresee[01:17.280]It's my guarantee[01:18.870]In Heaven I'm Free[01:22.000]So turn up the dial-up[01:24.030]Flip up the screen[01:25.000]You shouldn't believe what you see on TV[01:28.070]This Funky little Worm will be the death of me[01:31.050]So make yourself a deal and don't forget your warranty[01:37.350]Here's an easy game for your friends to play[01:38.900]Why not come on back into the alleyway?[01:40.410]Interest in business so you've got to say[01:41.930]You'd throw your whole life away[01:43.390]You want it[01:44.080]You need it[01:44.720]You have it[01:45.630]You've seen it[01:46.330]Just sign here,Don't read it[01:48.040]It's just some boring Terms of Servuce[01:49.470]Finally we got this show on the road[01:52.400]Hop inside my new Cungadero[01:55.320]Ride around to the basement we'll go[01:58.380]Kris you know l couldn't do this alone[02:01.380]Wow I'm feeling Good[02:02.830]Aren't you feeling Great[02:04.340]Heaven's here to watch you as your friends disintegrate[02:07.230]Nothing's left to stop me as I take on this state[02:10.240]Oh wait[02:11.360]Kris you little ingrate[02:13.380]How?How can you be[02:15.580]A BIG SHOT like me???[02:17.000]You found me the Key[02:18.350]Kris we had a deal[02:20.300]It's long overdue[02:21.550]That sweet revenue[02:23.010]You know what to do[02:24.490]This call is for you[02:26.050]I'll throw you a bone[02:27.500]And all that I own[02:29.060]I'll cut you a Loan[02:30.450]Just hang up the phone[02:32.000]How could you say no???[02:33.580]It's all that you owe[02:35.190]We're friends don't you know?[02:36.620]To Heaven we'll go[02:40.000]So turn up the dial-up[02:42.210]Flip up the screen[02:43.090]You shouldn't believe what you see on TV[02:45.630]This Funky little Worm will be the death of me[02:49.210]So make yourself a deal and don't forget your warranty[02:52.340]Turn up the dial-up[02:54.040]Flip up the screen[02:55.110]We don't need the Easels or the CRTs[02:58.060]This Funky little Worm was the death of me[03:01.010]Just cut the final strings and I will finally be free