[00:00.000][James][00:00.217]I don't mind a little[00:02.237]Cold weather, snow, or ice[00:04.836][Nowacking][00:05.083]But when it becomes too intense[00:07.230]It isn't very nice[00:09.598][ElieMonty][00:10.006]At first the snow is beautiful:[00:12.398]It's fluffy white and rich[00:14.762][James][00:15.193]But when I have somewhere to go[00:17.354]It's such a f**king b***h[00:20.971]All I wanna do is trot[00:23.639]On over to the store[00:25.186]But now there's all this snow and ice[00:27.759]That wasn't there before[00:29.842]I cannot walk ten feet without[00:32.240]Falling on my ass[00:34.063]I must be honest and I'm sorry[00:36.863]If this is kind of crass[00:39.859]Winter's ****ed up[00:41.511]Winter's ****ed up[00:42.746]The snow is too f**king thick[00:44.729]Winter's ****ed up[00:45.472]Winter's ****ed up[00:46.821]No one enjoys being sick[00:48.678]Winter can suck my d**k[00:50.752]I don't understand why I[00:52.908]Must make the weather suck[00:54.773]Something to do with harmony?[00:57.018]Honestly I don't give a f**k[00:59.066]Flying is way better than[01:00.989]Walking on the ground[01:03.031]But when I fly I am[01:05.040]Repeatedly snow-bound[01:07.156](AH, fk!)[01:09.295]Winter's ****ed up[01:10.424]Winter's ****ed up[01:11.664]Thirty-eight degrees below zero[01:13.493]Winter's ****ed up[01:14.591]Winter's ****ed up[01:15.719]The sidewalk's always narrow[01:17.781]Winter's ****ed up[01:18.666]Winter's ****ed up[01:19.688]Outside keep your mouth closed[01:21.979]'Cause winter f**king blows[01:23.875]Now I have to wear, like, seven layers[01:27.063]Of clothing[01:27.840]These coats are collapsing my lungs[01:30.148]And yet I'm still singing[01:32.058]I can barely see anything[01:34.482]With all the wind and snow[01:36.211]I'm almost killed by falling icicles[01:39.212]Mother nature is a[01:40.414]Homicidal ho ([James] Bum bum bum)[01:42.590]Winter's ****ed up[01:43.489]Winter's ****ed up[01:44.558]I don't know why others like it[01:46.590]Winter's ****ed up[01:47.633]Winter's ****ed up[01:48.673]Holidays are a benefit[01:50.762]Winter's ****ed up[01:51.805]Winter's ****ed up[01:52.886]But once they're over it[01:54.940]Becomes a load of s**t[01:56.832]And sure fillies and colts might get[01:59.355]At least one snow day[02:01.212]But then they have to make up[02:03.698]All their homework anyway[02:05.222]And snowball fights are kind of fun[02:07.254]Unless you are a nerd[02:09.265]This song should apply to you even[02:11.589]If you haven't joined the herd[02:13.378]([BlackGryph0n] Oh yeah!)[02:14.208]Winter's ****ed up[02:15.239]Winter's ****ed up[02:16.283]The rooftops are caving in[02:18.337]Winter's ****ed up[02:19.191]Winter's ****ed up[02:20.835]Weather like this should be a sin[02:22.434]Winter's ****ed up[02:23.491]Winter's ****ed up[02:24.465]Can't wait for spring to begin[02:26.758]Frostbite ****ed up my skin![02:28.966]The other seasons have problems:[02:31.567]Summer's hot as balls[02:33.670]But at least I can walk around[02:36.303]And not constantly fall[02:38.343]Speaking of which, autumn is fine[02:41.239]Despite the leaves dying[02:43.658]And spring has rain but makes up for it[02:47.073]With rainbows, flowers[02:49.319]And other gay stuuuff![02:51.576]Winter's ****ed up[02:52.291]Winter's ****ed up[02:53.231]Can traffic please move faster?[02:55.048]Winter's ****ed up[02:56.031]Winter's ****ed up[02:57.072]Californians are lucky bastards[02:59.436]Winter's ****ed up[03:00.291]Winter's ****ed up[03:01.265]How long will this b***h last?[03:03.939]I hope this st melts fast[03:05.762]F**k winter in the aaaaass![03:12.178][ElieMonty][03:16.314]Yeah, f**k you winter