[00:00.00](George enters the locker room where Alex is trimming his nose hairs in the[00:01.62]mirror . He checks around to see if anyone else is in there)[00:02.76]Alex: I know I'm pretty to look at , George, but back up.[00:03.81]George: and all I need to ask you something.[00:05.70]Alex: I'm waiting.[00:07.83]George: I seem to be having this skin thing going on, like a rash, really. And I think I know what it is, but I can't get close enough to tell for sure.[00:18.15]Alex: Let's see it.[00:19.83]George: It's kinda located in an, um, you know, private...[00:23.58]Alex: You're a doctor, George. It's called a *****. You have a rash on your *****?[00:26.94]George: I think I can describe it. Um, it's k...red.[00:33.78]Alex: Look, just come on. Just show me your junk so we can get this over with.[00:36.51]George: So?[00:40.62]Alex: Dude, you've got syphilis.