[00:00.00] 作曲 : Aldwin Roberts[00:12.33]I am not a qualified physician[00:15.21]And I do not want to give this injection[00:24.69](x2)[00:24.72]Dorothy's begging for trouble[00:26.49]She is insisting I give her this needle[00:29.94]Darling one thing I want you to know[00:32.64]Don't blame me for where the needle goes[00:35.19]I push it in, she pulls it out[00:38.22]I push it back, she starts to shout:[00:40.95]"Dr. Kitch, you are terrible,[00:43.98]I can't stand the sight of your needle."[00:57.03]She lied down in such a position[00:59.94]It was difficult to give this injection[01:02.88]She starts holding on to the needle[01:05.94]Making me so uncomfortable[01:08.79]I said 'darling, can't you be steady,[01:11.67]I'm going to have it in very shortly'[01:14.28]She said 'Dr. Kitch I am sorry,[01:17.19]But the sight of the needle frightens me'[01:19.92]I push it in, she pulls it out[01:22.98]I push it back, she starts to shout:[01:25.80]"Dr. Kitch, you are terrible,[01:28.92]I can't stand the sight of your needle."[01:41.88]She still wouldn't lie down quietly[01:44.97]Constantly moving her body[01:47.46]So I slap her in the face with vexation[01:50.49]And go on giving the injection[01:53.34]She screams 'Doctor stop it, I can't stand the pain,[01:56.46]I don't think your inside the right vein'[01:59.22]I said 'You little fool you wouldn't be told,[02:02.19]The needle must be sticking in the wrong hole!'[02:04.71]I push it in, she pulls it out[02:07.74]I push it back, she starts to shout:[02:10.26]"Dr. Kitch, you are terrible,[02:13.56]I can't stand the sight of your needle."[02:26.76]I pull it from the hole and start again[02:29.79]I have the needle now in the right vein[02:32.55]The needle's just in half an inch[02:35.28]The stupid young lady start to flinch[02:38.46]Suddenly she calls 'Doc it's working![02:41.19]I can feel the pennicilin going in'[02:44.10]I said 'You silly fool, look what you do[02:47.10]The needle's gonna break inside of you!'[02:50.88]I push it in, she pulls it out[02:52.62]I push it back, she starts to shout:[02:55.56]"Dr. Kitch, you are terrible,[02:58.56]I can't stand the sight of your needle."[03:11.76]I am a qualified physician[03:14.52]And I will give this injection[03:16.14](x2)