[00:00.00] 作词 : E. Gleave/J. Gardner/J.R.Bailey/K Williams/M. Kent[00:00.22] 作曲 : E. Gleave/J. Gardner/J.R.Bailey/K Williams/M. Kent[00:00.45]Why'd you get that ticket if you're only gonna talk[00:02.94]I came to catch a film and there's nothing being caught[00:05.46]And more to the point fella this is just a thought[00:08.01]Why you eatin popcorn when they've covered it in salt[00:10.50]I came to watch a film and eat popcorn[00:13.11]You came here to just talk[00:15.54]If this carries on we'll lock horns[00:18.12]Like they do in the movies son[00:20.52]My right hand popcorn, sweet never salted[00:23.22]Left hand holding the girl I'm escorting[00:25.65]Films already started so we're quiet as we walk in[00:28.26]As I take a seat there's already people talking[00:30.69]Dunno what it is but if its adults or its kids[00:33.09]In the cinema, people are chattin like they in a bar[00:35.88]What is this a seminar on chatting inane?[00:38.07]Look, Im tryna watch this dude jumpin out of a plane[00:40.77]The kiddies in the front row (chitter chatter chitter chatter)[00:43.32]The Lovers in the back row (kiss kiss kiss)[00:45.75]The dude kickin my chair like (tap tap tap tap)[00:48.33]This gang of idiots take the (piss piss piss)[00:50.94]A couple of explosions it's quiet for a moment[00:53.49]I'm ready to explode myself losing composure[00:56.04](Chitter chatter chitter) Right you're tickin me off[00:58.44]Shut the **** up, watch the film or we're kickin off[01:01.05]I came to watch a film and eat popcorn[01:03.63]You came here to just talk[01:06.12]If this carries on we'll lock horns[01:08.64]Like they do in the movies son[01:11.13]I came to watch a film and eat popcorn[01:13.74]You came here to just talk[01:16.14]If this carries on we'll lock horns[01:18.75]Like they do in the movies son[01:20.76]Verse 2:[01:26.28]Now I got my girlfriend she givin me some earache[01:28.77]“As if you'd do that in real life on a first date”[01:31.62]I made a rule to steer clear of aggression sessions[01:34.05]Whether it's a romcom, a thriller or a western[01:36.45]Now for the whole film she can only ask 3 questions[01:39.63]Once she done that she gotta button it[01:41.52]Hush her lip and no love I aint getting couple-y[01:43.89]Devoted to you utterly but not when watchin films[01:46.50]My girlie in my left ear (who's that in the red hat?)[01:48.96]The fatty to my right like (munch crunch munch crunch)[01:51.45]Here she goes again like (I thought he was dead)[01:54.15]Look, No love he's isn't, see he only got a punch[01:56.85]10 minutes of silence, things are looking better[01:58.89]But whenever there's never a sound[02:00.54]Waiting for an over clever noise from whoever's around[02:03.03]Sitting on the edge of my seat, and it aint cos of the film it's these idiots[02:06.69]Chorus:[02:06.87]I came to watch a film and eat popcorn[02:09.30]You came here to just talk[02:11.76]If this carries on we'll lock horns[02:14.34]Like they do in the movies son[02:16.80]I came to watch a film and eat popcorn[02:19.41]You came here to just talk[02:21.81]If this carries on we'll lock horns[02:24.48]Like they do in the movies son[02:26.55]Verse 3:[02:26.79]Right you, you ****ing chatty face you're startin to rub[02:29.43]Me up the wrong way - **** off down the pub[02:31.92]It's bad enough my woman chattin crap in my earhole[02:34.44]Without you talking out loud like a hero,[02:36.99]Trust me son you're nothing like a Robert De Niro[02:39.45]Character, have a chair or I'm a go all cavalier[02:42.12]And start getting more than medieval on your arse[02:44.49]Your visits to the cinema this'll be the last[02:47.16]The kiddies in the front row (Shut your flippin face mate)[02:49.65]The lovers in the back row (why you gotta talk)[02:51.93]The dude tappin my chair like (keep it down please yeah)[02:54.69]My girlie in my ear like (But he was in New York)[02:57.03]Look, I only wanna hear what this dude is tryna say to me[02:59.88]And now I got the whole damn room layin in to me[03:02.22]Security appear and flash their torches down my row[03:04.50]Er, Sir can you leave please you're spoiling the show[03:06.90]Chorus:[03:07.32]I came to watch a film and eat popcorn[03:09.96]You came here to just talk[03:12.42]If this carries on we'll lock horns[03:14.94]Like they do in the movies son[03:17.46]I came to watch a film and eat popcorn[03:20.04]You came here to just talk[03:22.44]If this carries on we'll lock horns[03:25.05]Like they do in the movies son