[00:10.23]She said, I've never seen you here before[00:14.82]Look like you're searching for something more[00:19.95]She said, I've got some friends, I think you'd like[00:24.00]Seemed like a good way to start the night[00:28.80]She said, keep your money, honey, it's all on me[00:32.97]She kept 'em coming 'til a half past three[00:36.06]Said, just leave your car, I'll give you a ride[00:41.31]She looked like she was just about to eat me alive[00:45.90]Expect the unexpected, the fun is so thrill[00:50.94]And you can bet that it always will[00:55.26]Sometime the truth can be so unkind[00:59.16]When you're looking for trouble, trouble's always easy to find[01:14.04](Incomprehensible), she hitting on me[01:17.52]Said she had a sister that I needed to meet[01:22.74]About that time I thought we all had our mixture just right[01:26.58]Her big old boyfriend wanted to fight[01:30.48]Expect the unexpected, the fun is so thrill[01:35.43]And you can bet that it always will[01:40.26]Sometime the truth can be so unkind[01:43.65]When you're looking for trouble, trouble's always easy to find[01:58.32]Women and alcohol, dangerous mix[02:01.98]Too much of either one and you in a fix[02:06.66]I spend all night, down at the emergency[02:10.80]While they were patching up (Incomprehensible) from me[02:15.30]Now I didn't get the girl, I didn't even get drunk[02:19.77]He took me out with a surfing punch[02:24.12]Now I'm laying wondering was it all a dream?[02:27.45]Or oh, I think I hear myself (Incomprehensible)[02:32.64]Expect the unexpected, the fun is so thrill[02:37.53]And you can bet that it always will[02:40.71]Sometimes the truth can be so unkind[02:45.66]When you're looking for trouble, trouble's always easy to find